Tell me something about me!

(crossposted from ES for the larger audience)

E-mail received:

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Patrick Engineering Inc. Livonia
“Guess Who?”



On the lower half of this page, please write down one interesting fact about yourself that you don’t think anyone in the office knows. This can be personal history, a hobby or interest, or some other “G” rated item that you don’t mind sharing. Please be sure to identify your entry.

After recording your “little known fact” fold this page to make sure it is kept confidential, and place it in the marked container on Andrea’s desk.

Friday, our designated Master of Ceremonies Note: That's me! will draw the entries, read them aloud to your co-workers, ask them to identify the person whose item is read. Let’s see how well your co-workers know you!

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Please help me decide what I should put down here. With Ken's help, I've got "Lost Wright Brother", "Lindbergh baby", "Runs car on pop rocks and coca-cola", and "18th President". I'm not planning on being truthful.

Please help me with this very important matter!

"Mayor of Awesometown"

I humped a giant statue .... ( if I remember correctly I saw a picture of that around here, Govt the statue humper , although I dont even remember what statue it was so ... )

Yeah, but that wasn't a lie.

And it was a statue on the campus of my college.

Weren't you one of the producers or something from Napoleon Dynamite?

write "i inject heroin into my eye balls every day before work" and put someone elses name :cool:

> Weren't you one of the producers or something from Napoleon Dynamite?

Hmmm....

> write "i inject heroin into my eye balls every day before work" and put someone elses name

I thought about writing something about someone else ("Mike sleeps 6 hours a day at his desk"), but didn't think about doing it as someone else. I like this.

GanglyLamb I like your avitar! Did you do that one yourself? The Facial hair looks good on him!!

Sorry, but I can't think up of anything ... yet.

Your work sucks. Quit now, cheez.

Go with your last choise "I'm not planning on being truthful." which is ironicaly truthful.

How about
"Would rather claw my own eyes out than participate in some retarded, show-and-tell, let's-all-be-bestest-friends office survey" ?

Either that or "invented the intarweb"

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Originally Posted by twomers

GanglyLamb I like your avitar! Did you do that one yourself? The Facial hair looks good on him!!

Sorry, but I can't think up of anything ... yet.

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got it from home star runner originally ( dont know if its even legal to use the dude his face ... )

I just added some color, and to make it myself easy I took a hairpiece and added it to the brushes in photoshop so I can easily change the hairdo. This has to be one of the best I've made so far , all the others I tried looked like nerds :cool:

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Originally Posted by kryptkat

Go with your last choise "I'm not planning on being truthful." which is ironicaly truthful.

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Oh, dammit! Why'd you have to post this after I submitted it!

I already turned in "Once ate $7383 in Monopoly money", as suggested by kermi.

The old faithful:

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I pissed in the coffee pot.

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The coffee pot at my work has a label that says "Drug test samples, contribute generously"... and the paper shredder has a label that says "Suggestion Box"