The Most Amazing Jokes Ever

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    The Most Amazing Jokes Ever

    Start->Run cmd.exe
    Code:
    telnet www.tevlog.com 6525
    It will completely change your life for the better

    Also, it turns out atleast firefox supports it,
    http://www.tevlog.com:6525
    Last edited by CrazyNorman; 02-26-2006 at 02:30 PM.
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    Q. Where do cows go on vacation?
    A. Moo York!
    More like, Moo Delhi.

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    No, that's "where do cows go when they die?"
    "Think not but that I know these things; or think
    I know them not: not therefore am I short
    Of knowing what I ought."
    -John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)

    "Work hard and it might happen."
    -XSquared

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    I feel like a cow in tall grass - I'm udderly tickled to read some of those...

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    So very punny.

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    I guess we're just milking this premise all the way...

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    Hey, you've gotta beef up the jokes all you can.

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    That's right. You've gotta steak your claim, as it were... I mean, if we didn't make the cow puns someone would just steer the thread in a different direction. (He shoots for the double, he scores!)

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    Can we just moove on?

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    How dairy even suggest that...

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    I have calf a mind to report this bullogna.

    That was horrible.

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    Glad to see you guys enjoy this
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    OK, I've got a domain, and made it "pretty"
    http://www.Awesome.Tk
    Last edited by CrazyNorman; 02-26-2006 at 09:30 PM.
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    Doesn't appear to be working yet. What a load of bull.

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    How strange. It was working a few minutes ago.
    .TK seems to take a few hours to stabilize a new URL
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