You know you've been programming too long when...
Okay, I noticed something in another thread that I thought was funny, but it's so off topic I didn't want to bring it up there, so here goes:
You know you've been programming too long when you use the addage, "hard-coded in stone". :) It's written in stone or hard-coded, but rarely both(though trying to think up a situation when it actually could is rather humerous as well).
Yes, I have a very, very dry sense of humor.
Anyway, if you can think of any other completions of the title sentence, please do. No copying from websites or email humorlists, though.
You know you've been programming too long when
you have not hit the refresh button for over 5 minutes