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    when you start judging poeple by there amount of posts on cprogramming.com

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    Btw, Dean, Petzold wrote Programming Windows 95
    Yuck! lol.
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    windows 95 is thecause of all disease and curruption in the universe. There you have it.

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    Btw, Dean, Petzold wrote Programming Windows 95
    Yuck! lol.
    Dean, you do realize he writes 'the books' for windows api programming. His is the only C/C++ programming book I own. (I own a qbasic book which I had no use for) Oh, yeah, Microsoft press release his books.
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    Btw, Dean, Petzold wrote Programming Windows 95
    Yuck! lol.
    Yeah Petold even has the windows logo tatooed on his arm (well I'm assuming its real).

    lol, he's probably even more of a M$ zealot than you!!!

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    ....when:

    1. ...You routinly say bang (!) instead of not

    2. ...start thinking of things as while loops not situations
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    Knuth isn't exactly *just* a algorithm dude. Now this guy

    has been programming way too long.



    http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/

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    ...when you have more posts in the General Discussions than any other area...

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    > ...when you have more posts in the General Discussions than any other area...


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    ...whenever you typed print you immediately follow it with an f (I do this all the time)

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    ...when you get home and check the message board before you check the answering machine...

    ...when you get home and turn on the computer before you turn on the lights...

    ...when you would rather program than have breakfast this morning...
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    #include <ip.hpp>

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    You begin all your lists with 0 instead of 1.

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    LOL... that's a GOOD one
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    #include <ip.hpp>

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    11100011101001010101100110101010111001010101000001 001110000000000010101001101011100100100101010

    uh, I mean, you look like this guy...

    http://www.research.att.com/~bs/Bjarne.jpg

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    >...when you have more posts in the General Discussions than any other area...<

    are you trying to imply something?

    >...when you would rather program than have breakfast this morning...<

    whats breakfast again?


    how do you know when you've been programming to long?

    when you look at the clock and its 3am and you think its 12

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