So, what was your first post? Was it a question? Did you come here as a new programmer with a problem that you'd laugh at now? Was your first post an answer for someone? Was your first post an introduction? This question came to me because I noticed the "Newest Member" statistic at the bottom of the page, every time I see it change I expect a programming question to follow immediately after, and it usually does.
Oh, yeah. My first post was a question. I can't remember what it was exactly, I joined, posted a little bit, then quit for about 8 months before I got back into programming. Now I've switched my major to Computer Science and I'm ready to attempt a career in this fine art. If I had to guess, my question probably had something to do with my first program (a really bad calculator) I think I asked how to do the while loop properly.