Funny Hacker Thing

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    Funny Hacker Thing

    READ THIS!!!

    http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displays...2/2/42056/2147

    Funniest thing I've ever read!
    What will people say if they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
    What will people do if they find that it's true?
    I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak, there is no disguising the truth!

    Jesus Freak, D.C. Talk

    -gnu-ehacks

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    ummm you read adequacy.com....

    have you read their missions statement? its really sad... i read that a while ago... lol look out here comes flash and my comet cursor

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    blocked by my bonzi buddy! Beat that you AOL user!

    Funny joke.
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    lolololololololol............. crap I can't stop laughing!
    Last edited by Dissata; 12-12-2001 at 09:31 PM.
    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

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    No it is a joke... read the mission statement there.... as suggested.
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    didn't get that far, hell I'm emailing this to my dad as an unanymous email see what happens
    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

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    >>SD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos<<

    LMAO!!!

    Oh man, was that ever funny...

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    HOly cow. My son wears baggy pants! He doesn't have spikey hair but he did dye it orance once. Does that mean he's a hacker?
    I'm going to post a message to the well-informed father and ask him for a clarification. In the meantime, until I get an answer, I'm suspending my son's computer priviledges until further notice.
    He'll just have to do his homework on notebook paper. Thanks, dad!

    rick barclay
    No. Wait. Don't hang up!

    This is America calling!

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    Apparently i'm not well educated about boards such as these! Did any of you actually see some of the replies to that article? I've never seen such a useless clump of human waste in a single place before! There was not a single intelligent comment. Pure chaos! I'm horrified that such people should be allowed to have access to public places for *&$#'s sake! j/k on that last one... barely...

    Makes me glad to be here at cprogramming.com when i realize the extent of the idiots in other places. I guess programmers really are smarter... hmm...

    The funniest thing about that article was that at first you're like: "What? Is this guy serious?" and then you read on... lol
    "There's always another way"
    -lightatdawn (lightatdawn.cprogramming.com)

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    *#$%!^ing hackers...

    Holy Cow... does that guy ever want to show his kids off or what? "I am proud to say I've never had to spank my child". "I have the finest family in America".

    To quote the great Kosmo Kramer (Seinfeld):

    "Wiiieeeeerrrdoooo...."

    And for all the other Seinfeld fans: What's the deal with that guy? I don't get it! Am I right people!?

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    Ah, lightatdawn, you've figured out that us "white-hat hackers" who program are a bit more cultured than the trash at most other boards...

    Hell, my highschool actually has its own forums, and they're full of trash, too (but then again who's so nerdy they hang out on their highschool's webpage?)

    *sigh* but I have real issues when it comes to "hacking" and computer security. See, I wanna be a security specialist (or at least be really knowledgable in the field) but my parents are so neurotiv they think books like "Hacking exposed" will turn me into some sort of computer criminal... anyone know a comp. security book that doesn't scream out "HACKER" on the front? (I think they do it on purpose so 31337 kidd3s can't get their mits on em...)

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