Batman vs Frodo Baggins

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    Cool Batman vs Frodo Baggins

    Who do you think would win in a fight?

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    If Batman was played by George Clooney, Frodo Baggins would win. Otherwise anybody else can beat up Elijah Wood.

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    Then again, Elijah Wood had some kick-ass moves in Sin City. Hmm...

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    Batman has all the gadgets, but Frodo can make himself invisible. How can you compete with that?

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    The Ring Wraith version of Batman of course!

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    Are you kidding?

    I had to read the subject twice and check the URL just to make sure this was actually posted to the cboard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dante Shamest
    If Batman was played by George Clooney, Frodo Baggins would win. Otherwise anybody else can beat up Elijah Wood.
    Bah, no one asked about the actors. It's Batman vs. Frodo.
    Quote Originally Posted by kungtotte
    Batman has all the gadgets, but Frodo can make himself invisible. How can you compete with that?
    Bah, no one asked about gadgets (and yes, the One Ring counts as a gadget). It's Batman vs. Frodo.

    Batman wins.
    Proof: Frodo's a hobbit. Batman's a human. Hobbits don't exist. Batman wins. QED
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    And Batman does exist? News to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pianorain
    Batman wins.
    Proof: Frodo's a hobbit. Batman's a human. Hobbits don't exist. Batman wins. QED
    Bone of Hobbit-like species uncovered

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    Quote Originally Posted by kungtotte
    Batman has all the gadgets, but Frodo can make himself invisible. How can you compete with that?


    Theres been dozens of scenarios where batman has beat the crap out of a villan while blinded.
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    I say there's an equal chance. Batman has gadgets to do god-knows what, but Frodo has his hair so he can tickle opponents pink.
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    Frodo has more powerful friends than Batman does. Frodo has Gandalf who would totally burn Batman's ass with a fireball or something. What would Robin do?

    (I never thought I would find myself answering to one of these threads )

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    >What would Robin do?

    Burn his ass with something else
    Hmm

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    Nice job! I was wondering how long it would take for someone to mention the homo-erotic business (Batman/Robin, Frodo/Sam), and you did it very subtly, b0b so kudos

    If you take away all their gadgets (which I assume would include batmans cape and tight costume), what are you left with? A preppy rich boy who knows martial arts versus a travelled hobbit who has fought the evils of Lord Sauron.

    My money is still on Frodo.

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    Batman killed Superman. Frodo would be nothing to him.

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    Frodo killed _Sauron_.

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    No he didn't. If Gollum wouldn't have bit off his finger, Frodo would still be chillin in the volcano right now.

    Besides Superman > Sauron.

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