What you do when you need the toilet and can't go?

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    What you do when you need the toilet and can't go?

    It's 8:30pm and I had planned to stay back at work until 8. But just before I was leaving I needed to go to the toilet. Unfortunately, the cleaner has been in there cleaning it for the last half hour and I don't like the idea of taking a dump in his nice clean bowl. So I'm sitting at my desk about to pop. Darn diet coke!

    What do you do to get your mind off when you really need to go to the toilet but can't?

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    Flushing Meadows? All those toilets, all that gushing water...

    Seriously, there's bushes outside. Return some nitrates to them.

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    8:00pm - was ready to leave office
    8:01pm - needed toilet
    8:02pm - found cleaner in toilet. decide to wait
    9:09pm - cleaner finally leaves
    9:10pm - ahhhh... all is good with the world
    9:11pm - finally, home time.

    Hey if my bladder had burst, could I sue?

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    Wow. Wouldn't it have been easier to either find a different toilet or just go home and use your own?

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    Well it would have. Thing is the only other toilets around are at the train station, and they're not somewhere I'd like to take my pants down in. Terrible (anyone who's been to Wynyard station in the Sydney CBD knows what I'm taking about). I could (and should) have held out for home, it's a one hour trip though, and at the time I didn't think he'd be so long.

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    He was probably dropping a deuce himself
    Hmm

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    your moaning about waiting an hour?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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