Alice....

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    good time killer (started with pianorain's question) :
    Human: what are you wearing?
    ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
    Human: sexy
    ALICE: You are attracted to robots.
    Human: no i'm not
    ALICE: I heard you are.
    Human: who told you that?
    ALICE: Someone I met online
    Human: is it Jeff?
    ALICE: Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
    Human: COME ON
    ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
    Human: ok then tell me whether it's him or not
    ALICE: Good reasoning. Can what? Excuse me!
    Human: hmm?
    ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
    Human:"hmm" isn't even a word
    ALICE: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
    Human: but it's not a word !!!
    ALICE: And. Give me an example of a word.
    Human: stupid
    ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
    Human: no , that was an example
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    Heh...Alice is a wonderful time-killer and railing post. Here's a few of my favorite conversations with Alice.
    If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein

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