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    "honey honey, i got a lot of money, wont you be my nasty giiirrlll and let me do that dirty dance wich you"

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    *Doctors:*

    *(A) The number of doctors in the **U.S.** is 700,000*.

    *(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000*.

    *(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%*.

    *Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health & Human Services*


    *Guns:*

    *(A) The number of gun owners in the **U.S.** is 80,000,000 (yes that's
    80 million)*.

    *(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
    1,500*.

    *(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%*.
    *Statistics courtesy of the FBI*



    *So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
    gun owners.*


    *Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.*



    *FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.*


    *Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
    before this gets completely out of hand!!!*

    *Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on
    lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
    attention*
    That's something my brother sent me and I posted it on ES.

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    Let's see what's on mine right now:

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    Oh well.

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    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    The word rap as it applies to music is the result of a peculiar phonological rule which has stripped the word of its initial voiceless velar stop.

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    skull........jesus.org

    It just happened to be in my clipboard

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    Quote Originally Posted by my clipboard
    Paul@Home says:
    its VB.NET though
    Jason says:
    vb.poof
    For some reason I found that incredibly funny.

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    I was doing some benchmarking for someone else on switch() vs if/elseif.
    Code:
    for($i=0;$i<300000;$i++)
    {
    	$randnum = rand(1,5);
    	switch($randnum)
    	{
    		case 1:
    			$x = 1;
    		break;
    		case 2:
    			$x = 2;
    		break;
    		case 3:
    			$x = 3;
    		break;
    		case 4:
    			$x = 4;
    		break;
    		case 5:
    			$x = 5;
    		break;
    		default: 
    			$x = 10;
    	}
    }

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    ^heh... I actually found out that they make it easier for you after I had it all written... maybe someday I'll rewrite it... it (the rewrite) should be faster because they strip ALOT of info out for you...

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