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    Talking Funny sayings

    Anyone know of a funny saying...
    (preferrably computer related.)
    Put it here!


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    You suck.

    LOL WORDS!
    c++->visualc++->directx->opengl->c++;
    (it should be realized my posts are all in a light hearted manner. And should not be taken offense to.)

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    Jeremy G Jeremy G Jeremy G Jeremy G Jeremy G what am I going to do with you?

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    Please exuse the last two posts before this one.

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    1.

    The last time I heard someone fart in a public restroom it sounded like Donald Duck blowing his nose really hard, mixed with someone pouring wet mud onto concrete.

    2.

    I'm gonna blow her out so bad it'll look like she's got a dog tounge down there.

    (ok so maybe more gross than anything)
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    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    If you dance barefoot on the broken glass of undefined behaviour, you've got to expect the occasional cut.
    If at first you don't succeed, try writing your phone number on the exam paper.
    I support http://www.ukip.org/ as the first necessary step to a free Europe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salem
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
    Took me a while to dig that up

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    It's a real shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

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    In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17 syllables, 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, five in the third.

    Your file was so big.
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.

    The Web site you seek
    Can not be located but
    Countless more exist.

    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.

    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have worked on.
    You ask far too much.

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.

    Yesterday it worked.
    Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that.

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    So beautifully.

    With searching comes loss
    And the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.

    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao--until
    You bring fresh toner.

    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
    The network is down.

    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.

    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.

    You step in the stream,
    But the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.

    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.

    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
    nerds unite!

    I'm using windows XP.
    I'm using dev-C++ by bloodshed.

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    There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey, where am I? To this, the solitary office worker replies "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
    The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just a while away."

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    Hahhahahahahahahhahah
    Hmm

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    The .NET Compact Framework - a wrapper around System.NotImplementedException.
    - Rory Blyth (www.neopoleon.com)

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    "The day Microsoft make a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vaccum cleaner"

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    "The day Microsoft make a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vaccum cleaner"
    Microsoft don't make software that sucks

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    Yeah, I like microsoft software.



    Anyway, this one's my favorite




    What if Operating Systems were Airlines?

    UNIX Airways
    Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

    Air DOS
    Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides; then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. They then push again, jump on again, and so on...

    Mac Airlines
    All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

    Windows Air
    The airport terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever
    nerds unite!

    I'm using windows XP.
    I'm using dev-C++ by bloodshed.

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