To quote Strong Bad:
"Well gee Mark, if you're really from England, shouldn't you have some kind of unnecessary vowel at the end of your name? (Marke) And what is this "thank you?" Whatever happened to, "cheers", or, "cheerio", or, "nevermind the bullocks." Pff... Call yourself 'English'...
edit: (Don't forget to click "press conference" at the bottom of the newspaper)