Watch-People-DieŽ TV! (Warning: Contains Parody)

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    Watch-People-DieŽ TV! (Warning: Contains Parody)

    I got permission to advertise this great show*. Anyone who is not watching should turn on immediately!


    Don't miss a second of the exciting action on Watch-People-DieŽ TV! Last week we had in-depth minute by minute coverage of the Schiavo death. YOU furiously debated it while we furiously televised it. Our ratings proved that we had the death that YOU wanted to watch!

    Finally, we had to let her die to make way for this week's episode! This week we cover the breath-taking death of Watch-People-DieŽ TV's occasional special-comments person, the Pope! Will he die tomorrow, the day after, or even today? Will he be watching his favorite episode of Will and Grace as he dies? Make sure YOU don't miss a second of Watch-People-DieŽ TV to find out!

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    > Because the E in DEATH stands for ENTERTAINING!

    hehe

    This was about as subtle as a brick to the face, but not bad.

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    Great, great! Now to call my cable TV provider to order this great channel!
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    That pope episode was great, but are we going to have to watch through the proceedings, or do you have another death lined up already?
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    Well, Jerry Falwell's not doing so hot, but I don't think that anyone's going to be real sad when he dies.

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