Ways to turn men down!

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    Ways to turn men down!

    HE: Can I buy you a drink?

    SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.





    HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.





    HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

    SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.





    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

    SHE: I must've been given your share.





    HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

    SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.





    HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

    SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.





    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

    SHE: Okay, get out.





    HE: I think I could make you very happy.

    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?





    HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.





    HE: Can I have your name?

    SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?





    HE: Shall we go see a movie?

    SHE: I've already seen it.





    HE: Where have you been all my life?

    SHE: Hiding from you.





    HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

    SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.





    HE: Is this seat empty?

    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.





    HE: So, what do you do for a living?

    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.





    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

    SHE: Do not enter.





    HE: Your body is like a temple.

    SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.





    HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.





    HE: Where have you been all my life?

    SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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    Haha 8/10

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    8/10 some of those were pretty good lol

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    most of them were good... sending my gf here

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    How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

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    >>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

    SHE: Okay, get out.<<

    LOLOLOLOLOL
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