bill gates and ur mom

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    bill gates and ur mom

    So Liek I Had This 2taly Aewsomely Eliet Jok3 About Bil Gaets And Ur Mom And Its So Funy Hahahahaha So Funy Taht I Had 2 Start A Complat3ly Nu Thr3ad About it Hahaha Omg Wtf

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    Why do people all of a sudden feel the urge to perpetuate upwards of 3 Bill Gates related threads on GD at any given time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean_mackrory
    Why do people all of a sudden feel the urge to perpetuate upwards of 3 Bill Gates related threads on GD at any given time?
    As long as "any given time" is "right now and at no time in the past", you're right.

    Also, this thread sucks more balls than Liberace and Paris Hilton at a ball sucking contest.

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    my questions exactly

    >>Also, this thread sucks more balls than Liberace and Paris Hilton at a ball sucking contest.

    well, umm, yeah
    Last edited by Darkness; 03-28-2005 at 05:37 PM.
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    (thanks to jverkoey, the original perpetrator, for the 'text 12-year-old AOLer' translator)
    It's Shadow's fault, he showed me the link *points at him*

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    Stop hating. Bill Gates has done what everyone else in his position would have done. I know i would have done the same. Capitalize while you have the upper hand and then buy out everyone else, whats wrong in this? Its called business and its called "the first-mover advantage"

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    The edge that a company gains by entering a particular market before any competitors.
    When no one helps you out. Call google();

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    You're all a bunch of pinko commies. I refer you to my theory on political tastes seeping into the Operating System market:

    Windows (Republican) - Traditional business values placing more emphasis on 'security' than user-rights.
    Unix (Democrat) - The trendy "power-to-the-people" approach. Comes in a million flavors.
    Mac (Green Party) - Some interesting ideas, but really, don't throw your vote away.

    And then of course the mainframes are the founding fathers.

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    It's not even just Gates jokes....it's just jokes in general popping up on GD like crazy!

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    If it makes you feel any better, I nearly pooped while I was running today.
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    Nearly?

    Anyone happen to stumble upon the thread from a few days ago that got deleted within 10 minutes of being up? About the soul-saving creme or whatever it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvariantLoop
    Stop hating. Bill Gates has done what everyone else in his position would have done. I know i would have done the same. Capitalize while you have the upper hand and then buy out everyone else, whats wrong in this? Its called business and its called "the first-mover advantage"

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    The edge that a company gains by entering a particular market before any competitors.
    Who said anything about hating Bill Gates? (in this thread)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jverkoey
    Nearly?

    Anyone happen to stumble upon the thread from a few days ago that got deleted within 10 minutes of being up? About the soul-saving creme or whatever it was.
    The musket was loaded and ready to go but this trained soldier was able to hold his fire.

    this thread has more replies than the other two gates threads
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    Personally, I think Bill Gates should quit the Microsoft thing and go into modelling.

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    My dad could beat up Bill Gates and your mom.

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    aw, BMJ you're turning 21 soon

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