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    Here are the reasons that made me think that dentists are pure evil. Is this common or is it only my dentist?

    - Whenever he says that something won't hurt , IT HURTS !!!! :
    Dentist : take it easy , this won't hurt
    Me : ok , go ahead
    Dentist : *starts drilling*
    Me : OOWWW !!!
    Dentist : WHAT ???
    Me : YOU should take it easy , it hurts !!
    Dentist : no it doesn't !!
    Me : *mumbles* how the hell would you know


    - Last time he told me that he's gonna give me a special anesthetic , and everything will go smooth. I opened my mouth preparing to take the injection , he unexpectedly chose a location deep inside my mouth , somewhere close to my throat :

    Dentist : Do you know how a needle feels like?
    Me : *while my mouth is opened* uh-uh? ("no? ")
    Dentist : *injects*
    Me : uuuuunnnnngggghhhh
    Dentist: What do you feel? a burn? a shock?
    Me : unnnnn gaaaah ("both")
    Dentist : Calm down , i'm almost done ... there you go
    Me : I HATE YOU ... !!!!
    Dentist : hehe , i hate you too
    Me : why would you want to anesthetize me in my throat? *thinks* you idiot
    Dentist : Its not your throat. I had to anestethize the main nerves.
    (5 minutes later)
    Dentist : you will feel NOTHING !! nothing at all
    Me : great
    Dentist : *drills for a while*
    Me : GOD !!!
    Dentist : WHAT NOW??? YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING !!
    Me : how many injections am i allowed to take?
    Dentist : about 13
    Me : give me two more !!!!
    *everything goes fine*


    Why do they ALWAYS LIE ??? i mean how would they know if something hurts me or not?? they assume stupid stuff like :

    a) If person some people don't feel any pain , then the rest shouldn't :
    Me : IT HURTS !!!
    Dentist : I used to do it to my patients without any problems !!!
    Me : *sobs* but i'm a different patient !!!

    b) I should open my mouth for one complete hour without moving or complaining.

    and more. Anyway , enough ranting .. i'll leave ya with a "scary" pic of mine when i was at the clinic. I took it with my Nokia phone while he was working ( i was bored ). It felt like he was gonna build something inside my mouth...
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    lol, show us your face..hehe..btw, dentists are not always evil..if they dont do what they do to you, you wont be left with any teeth..lol..long live the dentists.
    *thinks*
    now that you got me thinking bout dentists, i think i had an appointment with my evil guy some days ago..or maybe it is the day after tomorrow..
    *rushes off to ask mom*
    yeah, i gotta go to the evil guy in two days..this time, i ll try takin a pic of mine..maybe ill look like dracula with all the blood coming out of my mouth..*evil laugh*
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    He he maybe they arent evile. They are evile players. But I know that I dont go to them.
    Uf what a Happynes that I have good teeth!
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    Orthodontists aren't as bad.

    They're just like "Shove this huge piece of plastic filled with sick-tasting goop in your mouth and stop breathing for a couple of minutes."

    You know. Everyday stuff.

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    My wisdom teeth just came in and I'm fortunate that I don't need them yanked out.
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    Yeah... You know your dentist is evil when he injects anesthetic into one side of your mouth (not a pleasant procedure), and then proceeds to rip two teeth out of the other side (also, not particularly pleasant).

    And the wisdom teeth extraction procedure... Absolutely no fun at all.
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    I hate the dentist. He was telling me I needed to brush better and the light was shining in my eyes so I looked away and he said you can roll your eyes as long as you want your teeth to rot out or something. Everyone tells me root canals are the worst. I hated it when I had one of my teeth pulled I had to have some cotton stuff on it most of the time because it bled so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkness
    My wisdom teeth just came in and I'm fortunate that I don't need them yanked out.
    I wasnt so fortunate, the thing was giving me a headache. So i go to the dentist and for 2 weeks i was hooked on motrin and some other meds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gcn_zelda
    Orthodontists aren't as bad.

    They're just like "Shove this huge piece of plastic filled with sick-tasting goop in your mouth and stop breathing for a couple of minutes."
    I'll visit an orthodontist once i'm done with my teeth. No matter what he does , atleast there is no driliing involved

    since you guys mentioned wisdom tooth , how painful is extracting it? someone told me its a nightmare , but that was long time ago. Unfortunately , i have a wisdom teeth that should be extracted.
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    You should go before it gets infected. The dentist i went too he was good, he just used some anesthetics till my whole cheeck got numb and i couldnt feel anything. All the pain comes before you go to the dentist after it doesnt hurt as much. He gave me motrin and some other meds i cant even spell or pronounce to take after the procedure. I think i payed around $500 for 1 tooth cuz i didnt have insurance at that time, but it hurted a lot so i had to do it, as it was coming out it was pushing the other teeth and thats what was giving me pain. Afer he removed it, i asked the nurse if i can have the tooth, she gave it to me and i still have it ehehe.
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    i asked the nurse if i can have the tooth, she gave it to me and i still have it ehehe.
    haha , i'm planning to do the same.
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    What I hate the most is a filling coming out, it's like the worst thing ever. 'Cause if you got a major filling in your front teath and it comes out - next thing is a root canal and a crown!
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    My dentist had all these cute toys, and snoopy things on her room.
    Then she was all nice and told me I wouldnt need anesthesia for a cavity because it was on the surface. And by the way, I had it because my other dentist ( which was a good one ) left a hole on my braces that collect food as a hobby for years.
    So she started. God that hurt so much, and wasnt even a bad cavity.

    So yes, all doctors are definitely evil

    "since you guys mentioned wisdom tooth , how painful is extracting it?"

    Doesnt hurt at all. Is scary as hell. If you want an extra thrill, get a spoon, put on top of your tongue and lower it so the edges of the spoon get under the edges of your teeth ( youll get 2 of them or so ). Then, tap the spoon on the handle so the head goes up. Youll get the idea and can think about it before it happens.
    But I extracted what, 4 of them for the braces and it didnt hurt a bit. My advice is eating ice cream or something later, once the anesthesia starts wearing off, to keep it numb!

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    I remember when I had my wisdom teeth done. Well, actually, I was high as a kite on laughing gas at the time, so it's kinda blurry. It never really hurt afterwards though, just very swollen, and seeing as how I was working in a call center at the time, I got lots of time off to sleep and such.
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    Glad to hear that it doesn't hurt.

    Yesterday the doctor checked on my 4 wisdom teeth. One of them came out and ready to be extracted. The others are still under my gum. He told me that i should either wait for them to come out (and probably start causing serious troubles) or extract them with a surgery. I'm not in a hurry , so i'll just wait *gasps*

    But I extracted what, 4 of them for the braces.
    The Orthodontist i visited told me that the neccesity of extracting all of your wisdom teeth before putting braces isn't a proven fact. He said that i could exctract them anytime later , even after having braces.
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