(psycho)analyze this!

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    (psycho)analyze this!

    I'm bored, and terribly sober, so I've decided to make up a game. Each person has to invent some type of story or situation to go along with each person's avatar. We don't have tons of truly active members so we will probably end up repeating a bunch.

    This also has a dual purpose, because if a newbie doesn't know the avatar of the member then the he/she gets to exercise the use of the search feature! Yippee hoo haa!!

    And I'll start:
    Zach L, after having many unfortunate episodes, has been left so sexually frustrated that he has turned to inanimate objects to satisfy his primal pleasure.



    and oh yeah, this is all for fun so I hope nobody gets offended
    See you in 13

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    This is going to get real stupid real fast:

    Darkness: After having a fight with his alter ego, they went to seperation court. Darkness got the 2c he still had in the bank and his alter ego got the avatar. True story.

    Brilliant that the OP starts a thread that doesn't really involve himself (technically).

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    Sweet.

    Ober: After writing code that used both void main(void) and deferenced uninitialized pointers, Ober was dragged to the depths of coding Hades. He is currently there, being forced to drink glass after glass of beer without being allowed to use the restroom.
    If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein

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    It'd probably also work better if you don't just do the last person that posted. I was kind of hoping we'd just pick on random people. See if we can't suck them all in.
    See you in 13

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    I would have picked Ober anyway. His avater rules.
    If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein

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    BobDole: After registering and finding himself low on computer skills, he is forced to whip up a makeshift avatar out of bamboo, used Co2 canisters, and his trusty pocket knife.

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    Govtcheez: After watching too many horror movies, he has turned into one of those psycho kids who scrawl random sayings on walls (usually in blood, but MS Paint is less hassle, so he uses that). He also goes around saying, "I see NULL pointers."

    The word rap as it applies to music is the result of a peculiar phonological rule which has stripped the word of its initial voiceless velar stop.

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    >After registering and finding himself low on computer skills

    wtf? I'm not low on computer skills
    Hmm

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    hey bobdole:

    Quote Originally Posted by Darkness
    some blah by darkness, followed by:


    and oh yeah, this is all for fun so I hope nobody gets offended

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    Zach L: Feeling creative that particular day, and with his recent obsession with the game of pool, he tries to find household items that resemble an 8-ball. Searching for hours around his home, with no inspiration, and is finally detoured by the rumbling of his stomach, he decides to make some toast... And there it was. The white circle, the dark shiny flankings. An 8-ball!
    Clear the mines from our Shazbot!
    Get the enemy Shazbot!

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    I'm posting so some one will see my new avatar and make a story about it.


    Also, I wish I could make a story about my own.

    axon: During his earlier coding years, axon made a terrible and tragic mistake of using the statement "goto" in c++. For having done such he was forever marked with the c sign of the beast - a goto symbol infront of hells main() entry point...
    c++->visualc++->directx->opengl->c++;
    (it should be realized my posts are all in a light hearted manner. And should not be taken offense to.)

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    Salem: Due to the same traumatic experiences we've all felt due to void main, Salem decided to vent his anger by constructing a nuclear bomb and launching it at a small representation of void main, and filming it. He then compressed it to animated gif format for all of us to see to this day.

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