Virtual bar tender.

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    Virtual bar tender.

    This is quite clever/amusing. Tell her what to do in the box.
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    "strip" is very disappointing

    edit: She likes it if you're polite. "Get me a beer b*tch" resulted in her telling me no, but leaving off the last word landed me a cold one. "suck me peepee" resulted in her licking her own boob... what?

    edit:"give us a kiss" oh hell yes

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    > Do you want to see my used chewing-gum collection?

    She did the same thing when I asked if she wanted to see my collection of LOTR action figures. I don't know if she's being honest with us, Ken.

    She's not much of a problem solver, either. I told her my chair was wet, and she poured beer on her shirt. That didn't help at all.

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    Now my crotch is dry but my pants don't fit

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    Should there be sound? Because if so, I cant hear anything

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    interesting: lol
    try:
    banana
    pillow fight
    get wet
    box


    not as impressive but way better AI
    here

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    anybody type 'butt' yet?

    'sex' is also a funny one


    that other AI is nothing special... nothing more than an attempt at a web bot...
    Human: oh come one, everybody does it
    ALICE: That's alright. Where is one everybody does it?
    Human: in my pants
    ALICE: May I ask where you got it?
    Human: from you
    ALICE: How did you get that from me?
    Human: you have a nice voice
    ALICE: Yes. I work with a voice synthesizer.
    Human: want sex?
    ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
    Human: so you do need to get laid!
    ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will get laid.
    Human: let's get undressed then
    ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
    Human: let's go!
    ALICE: That sounds good to me.
    Human: freaky
    ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
    Human: have cybersex with chatbots
    ALICE: I've never thought about it.
    Human: try it sometime
    ALICE: OK I will try it.
    Human: wanna get laid?
    ALICE: OK, I will get laid.
    Human: wanna do it in the butt?
    ALICE: OK, I will do it in the butt.
    Human: with the kids?
    ALICE: That sounds like a plan.
    Human: cool1
    ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
    Human: i'll let you cum first
    ALICE: Congratulations.
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    Try "you're a b*tch"... it was not what I expected

    edit 1
    also try "touch your toes"... she's so proud
    "jump"...
    "dance"
    "sleep"
    Last edited by Rouss; 11-13-2004 at 11:38 AM.

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    how much do you love maes?
    show me your boobs
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    i think im enjoying this too much

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    >>that other AI is nothing special... nothing more than an attempt at a web bot...<<

    hey lay off! Alice is one of the most advance "bots" there is. The online version sucks, as it doesn't retain information for more than two questions. The Silver edition is simply amazing.



    as for the bartender, I'm not sure if this has been mentioned before but try "kiss" [EDIT] I see GC already posted it.

    [edit 2] HEY MAJOR_SMALL you know "it" is a bot, right? some of your questions where kinda....yeah. Anyways, if you ask her a trully unique question the silver edition kicks in for a while...not sure how that works though, and why.
    Last edited by axon; 11-13-2004 at 04:02 PM.

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    she doesnt understand 5dolla suki fuki.

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    don't do "sing"....just don't

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    thats the same thing she did when i told her to "earn my love"

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    try:
    "shake that ass"
    "jump"
    "push ups"
    "lick"
    "kiss girl"
    "dance on the counter"
    "serve"
    "tap"
    "splits" she's not very flexible

    anybody try banana yet? god we're geeks!!!

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