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    Nice one I thought
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    A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule
    and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

    After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of
    paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn
    picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked
    each student to identify the birds from their legs.

    The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.

    Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test
    on the teacher's desk.
    "This is the worst test I have ever given."
    The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have flunked the test.
    What's your name?"

    The student pulled up his pant-legs showing his legs and said: "You
    tell me !!! "

    $@$#!

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    hahahhahahhahahah
    10/10 NICE
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    10/10, thats great
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    I've had teachers like that. My favorite was an English Literature teacher who was so paranoid that we were using Cliffs Notes instead of reading the actual books that when tested on them he would ask questions like "What color were the eyes of the main characters horse?" Ugh, we had to have every word of every novel memorized just to pass his stupid tests.

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    Rofl 10/10

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    Nice 10
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    ROFL !! good one..
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    hahaha... not bad at all... 9/10
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