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    Let's sweeten the deal then, shall we?

    First, here is a picture of my boobs. It's on your hosting

    Secondly, how's about a little wager? As you can see here, I've got a BOX O' MYSTERY. IF the Bengals manage to screw up the monumentally easy task of beating a rookie quarterback and his receiving corps featuring a WR from MSU (and don't you think I know what this means?), I'll send you this BOX O' MYSTERY and the contents therein.

    What's in it, you say? If I told you, it would be much of a mystery, would it? Used Kleenex (used how? that's another mystery!), a rolex, possibly a BAG O' MYSTERY? Could it be a piece of feces? Maybe it's many pieces of feces? It's equally possible that I've put the keys to a brand new speedboat in it. It's akin to Schrodinger's Cat, really. You have no idea what's inside, and for you to open it, you're destroying the idea of the Cat; there's an equal possibility that anything at all is inside. Now, I see it dawning in your eyes. You're realizing what's happening here. For the Steelers to win this Sunday, the very LAWS OF PHYSICS that keep us going will have to be broken. You know what happens when you break a law, right? You go to jail. This in mind, I'm sure the Steelers will lose because the Ravens have a pretty good monopoly on well known players in jail.

    Fear the box.

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    And you call me hairy.

    Wager, wager... hmm... what have I to offer? I'll tell ya what. If your precious Bengals somehow manage to defeat the Steel Curtain AND Big Ben, I will grant you access to a virtual Box O' Mystery. What is a virtual box o' mystery? It could be a back door into goatse. It could be a enough space to post another shot of your hot lil boooooobies.

    It could also be a 5 minute window to ... wait for it... BROWSE THE NICK AT NITE VIP WEBSITE!

    You never know.

    Bring it.

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    > It could be a back door into goatse.

    Now that's just redundant.

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    True, true.

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    Congrats to Ober!

    Hey Ob, when you finally receive the BOX O' MYSTERY I want to see pictures of whats in it

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    There are two games on Thursday of next week, so everyone that wants in should make their picks on Thursday before the Indianapolis/Detroit game kickoff.

    Thursday:
    Indianapolis at Detroit, 12:37 p.m.
    Chicago at Dallas, 4:35 p.m.

    Sunday:
    Cleveland at Cincinnati, 1:00 p.m.
    Jacksonville at Minnesota, 1:00 p.m.
    Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants, 1:00 p.m.
    San Diego at Kansas City, 1:00 p.m.
    Tampa Bay at Carolina, 1:00 p.m.
    Tennessee at Houston, 1:00 p.m.
    Washington at Pittsburgh, 1:00 p.m.
    New Orleans at Atlanta, 4:05 p.m.
    Baltimore at New England, 4:15 p.m.
    Buffalo at Seattle, 4:15 p.m.
    Miami at San Francisco, 4:15 p.m.
    N.Y. Jets at Arizona, 4:15 p.m.
    Oakland at Denver, 8:30 p.m.

    Monday:
    St. Louis at Green Bay, 9:00 p.m.

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    Well, obe, I thought for a second I had a shot, but I guess I'm gonna be making a trip to the post office sometime this week

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    Congrats ober, now I don't feel so bad kicking your arse today in fantasy football

    I'm picking the Raiders

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    I pick Carolina.

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    >>I pick Carolina.

    look at the bold move by GC


    I pick Baltimore

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    Thanks all. GC, you have my address or should I PM you?

    I'll take Washington.

    EDIT: and PJ, don't add your points up just yet
    Last edited by ober; 11-21-2004 at 04:28 PM.

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    I've got your address. I'll see if I can make it to the PO Tuesday.

    edit: You gotta post pictures, though.

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    Oh don't you worry... I'll be waiting, camera in hand. BTW, is this something I can open in front of other people? I don't want this thing showing up over the holiday's with my wife's parents there if it's... well... obscene

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    I'm not sure. You might want to open it somewhere private just to be safe.

    To be quite honest, there will probably be porn inside.

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    LOL... that's what I figured. Ok, discreet is the word.

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