Can you taste the spit in your burger?

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    Can you taste the spit in your burger?

    Ok I know this sounds funny and "yak" but listen...
    Have you ever went through a drive through and order a burger? I'm sure you all did, and if you didn't well go and order one right now and then come back and read this...

    But anyway, ever wonder if the workers of whatever fast food place you go to actually spit on your food? I mean there really is no difference between the soure taste of mayo (does mayo taste soure?) and a taste of spit, I think.

    This one time I opened up a burger to take out the lattuce that I specifically requested it not to be on my burger and when I looked inside I saw mayo, catchup and lots of other goodies all combined to form a guwee substance that looked like spit. I didn't eat the burger, it found its place on some one's grille, but I was curious as hell.

    Has anything like this happened to any of you guys? and if so how do you deal with that?
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    Complete threadjack ahead:






    Were you at the Woodward Dream Cruise yesterday?

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    Why do all the waitresses at IHOP look the same?

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    IHOP, what is that? some Canadian bar?

    yes, I was there everyday (even today)! you probably saw me too!
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    dude...everyone who knew anyone who worked in the food industry knows that certain foods for certain clients are "marked"....and who is to say that the ground beef you bought to make your own burgers has not been ........ed in. I just try not to think about stuff like that, because I would certainly die of hunger because I would not eat anything....

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    oh, and btw, IHOP fscking sucks big donkey balls.... there is this fairly new chain in northwest illinois called Ellies....their portions are twice as big as IHOP's (really!), are much tastier, and cost less....plus they have fresh squeezed prange juice...yey

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    Quote Originally Posted by axon
    oh, and btw, IHOP fscking sucks big donkey balls.... there is this fairly new chain in northwest illinois called Ellies....their portions are twice as big as IHOP's (really!), are much tastier, and cost less....plus they have fresh squeezed prange juice...yey
    Reminds me of a place we have here. I split an order of pancakes with my friend and they gave us each a huge one that took up a whole dinner plate and then said that they were "kind of small" and gave us each another one. Plus, their cinnamon rolls are the size of a cake...mmmm

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    and who is to say that the ground beef you bought to make your own burgers has not been ........ed in.
    Well if you go to a place where they prepare the meat and package it right in front of you they might have trouble doing that. Besides, as long as you aren't eating it rare, it's probably ok, assuming it isn't infected with BSE
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    Urine is sterile so it wouldn't really matter. In some tribes, they even bathe their own children in it.

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    Has anything like this happened to any of you guys? and if so how do you deal with that?
    This happened when I was younger: I was in a fast food restaurant and ordered some food with a friend. One of the cooks in the kitchen area kept staring at me and giving me dirty looks. I opened my food and it was moist. Something didn't seem right.

    I threw out the food and walked out of the restaurant. A group of about five guys threaten to kick my ass if I don't leave their friend alone.

    I had no idea what they were talking about, but I found out later the cook that was giving me dirty looks was sleeping with my girlfriend. (Now ex-girlfriend.)

    Talk about a small world.

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    Rule of Thumb: Never send your food back.

    If you didn't like it how they sent it out the first time, you're REALLY not gonna like how they send it out the second time.

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    echo Ob...soooo echo

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    Urine is sterile so it wouldn't really matter. In some tribes, they even bathe their own children in it.
    Can I pee on you?

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    well, how about this...

    how many of you would drink your own pee if you could not drink anything else?
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    Not me. It's rather salty (um... not that I would know... I mean... yeah...) - it would probably dehydrate you in the long run of a couple hours. It has been marketed in China as "Golden Spring" or something as a treatment for hair loss. Personally I'd Bic it and go for the Spock look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CartoonLarry
    Talk about a small world.
    talk about a small weiner, most of the times that happens, the guilty party (ie guy screwing some othr guys girl) always looks very smug. what a pussy.
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