The Webmaster, and what we think of him.
I apologize that this is the result of pure boredom.
Somehow I accidentally ran across a thread in which someone's mental picture of the webmaster was brought up (http://cboard.cprogramming.com/a-brief-history-of-cprogramming-com/53897-urgent-language-should-i-learn.html). I recieved a PM a few months ago asking for my opinion of the webmaster, for some sort of survey (the result of which I haven't seen... what was the purpose of that?)
Anyway. I thought it would be fun if we all shared what we picture the webmaster as being like. I always pictured him as this dark warlord who would occasionally drive his motorcade of wagons into the village, where his administrators (govtcheez and the like would help him off the main wagon, remove his black cape, and he would inspect the recent work of his pathetic peasants (us). Any body else?