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    Its not rocket science vasanth's Avatar
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    hypnotist

    It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the
    bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.


    As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
    who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
    intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement
    was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from
    his coat.

    I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
    special watch. Its been in my family for six generations. He began to swing
    the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch,
    watch the watch, watch the watch..."0

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
    swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
    fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    ".........." said the hypnotist.

    It took three weeks to clean up the theater.

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    carry on JaWiB's Avatar
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    Uhh...Does the censored word have something to do with it?

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    LOL, I get it now
    "Think not but that I know these things; or think
    I know them not: not therefore am I short
    Of knowing what I ought."
    -John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)

    "Work hard and it might happen."
    -XSquared

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    hey thats pretty good.
    7/10

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    It would've been even better had the hypnotist said "..........."
    FAQ

    "The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs." -- Joseph Weizenbaum.

    "If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, you are not ready to code it." -- Richard Pattis.

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    mov.w #$1337,D0 Jeremy G's Avatar
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    I was hypnotized just reading it.
    c++->visualc++->directx->opengl->c++;
    (it should be realized my posts are all in a light hearted manner. And should not be taken offense to.)

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    5|-|1+|-|34|) ober's Avatar
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    6/10 Decent.

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    Not bad, 5/10
    Do not make direct eye contact with me.

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    ha..ha..ha...nice

    It would've been even better had the hypnotist said "..........."
    ha...ha...ha...he..he...he...(stupid hypnotist )

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