Job Predictor - Hilarious

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    l'Anziano DavidP's Avatar
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    Job Predictor - Hilarious

    www.jobpredictor.com

    it's hilarious

    (I typed in several screennames of users on this board, but I wont post them. I will let them post their own )

    My own is the following:

    DavidP, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
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    "Circular logic is good because it is."

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    Xterria, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.
    and dont you guys forget it

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    loopy, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker
    I don't like the sound of that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xterria
    and dont you guys forget it
    Duly noted!!!

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    Intranasal Heroin User Xterria's Avatar
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    i hope govtcheez doesn't see this thread :/

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    hahahaha i loved govtcheez's

    [edit]
    I will throw these out just for kicks.

    Snoop Dogg, your ideal job is the job you have now.
    President Bush, your ideal job is a gigolo.
    Saddam Hussein, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
    France, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
    Bill Gates, Your ideal job is Shoplifting.
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    Last edited by DavidP; 05-09-2004 at 12:10 AM.
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    Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
    Damn, it's good

    Salem, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.
    Better start work on that foo thing
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    Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world
    ideal ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-dl, -dl)
    adj.
    4.
    a. Existing only in the mind; imaginary.
    b. Lacking practicality or the possibility of realization.
    I wont forget it, dont worry.
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    &TH of undefined behavior Fordy's Avatar
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    Fordy, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

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    vasanth, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer...
    Anybody joing me for the safari...

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    Dante Shamest, Your ideal job is a Astrologer.

    And my first prediction for this decade is that Bush will lose the next election!

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    Silvercord, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.
    poop, Your ideal job is a ? who are you kidding, you work?
    Osama Bin Laden, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
    Michael Jackson, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
    shadow, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
    wahoo!

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    kermi3, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
    John Ashcroft, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher.
    Pope John-Paul II, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.
    ...Anybody got a pointy hat?




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    webmaster, Your ideal job is a God.
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    >>> adrianxw, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world

    Lot of global emporers around, presumably, we all exist in different namespaces.

    Putting in my wifes name she should be a "Church Minister", really weird, putting my full name in, "Your ideal job is a Nun."

    My mothers name gave "Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian", I guess they couldn't spell Drama Queen.
    Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity unto the dream.

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    Stephen Cope, Your ideal job is a Movie star.
    gcn_zelda, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

    I'm gonna be rich!

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