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    Apparently my ideal job is God. There's irony for you.
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    "UnregdRegd, Your ideal job is a God."

    "Smirky Smith Smiggelstein, Your ideal job is a Porn Star."

    "Boy DZorda, Your ideal job is a Prostitute."

    "Superman, Your ideal job is a God."

    "Jesus Christ, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp."

    "Sister of Serenity, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats."

    "Joe Schmoe, Your ideal job is a President."
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    Josh Taylor, Your ideal job is a Pirate.
    I love the internet

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    Zach L, Your ideal job is a Mermaid.
    Umm... Yeah...

    At least it got Govtcheez right!

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    FillYourBrain, Your ideal job is a Stripper

    YES!!!! I knew I was good for something!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde
    Apparently my ideal job is God. There's irony for you.
    It's always sad to see people who don't believe in themselves

    edit: I'm a Street Sweeper.

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    unanimous, Your ideal job is a Superhero.
    Why couldn't I get a cool job like the rest of you.

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    Sean, Your ideal job is a .
    Ummm.....0wned?

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    Sean Usher, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.
    Now thats my kind of job!!

    Shadow, I've seen Silvercord's picture and yes, he could be a supermodel. In fact, he was wearing a nice dress in the picture, maybe he would be nice enough to post a similar one. *crosses fingers*
    Last edited by unanimous; 05-09-2004 at 07:57 PM.
    Give me a bad reputation!!!

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    nvoigt, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

    uh... oh...
    hth
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    nvoigt, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.
    a.k.a. system administrator?

    laserlight, Your ideal job is a Dentist.
    Reminder: please take breath mints before coming to see me, and remember to brush your teeth.
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    a.k.a. system administrator?
    Maybe like get married, get divorced, keep the house... who knows lol...
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    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

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    Porn star.

    all my friends already think so. oh dear...

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    Magos, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.
    Oh boy. Does anyone have a Holy Handgrenade?
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    Job Predictor, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

    How hypocritical lmao

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    xion, Your ideal job is a who are you kidding, you work?.

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    rod, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman
    govtcheez BWAHAHAHAAAAA

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