Cprogramming Drinking Game

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    Cprogramming Drinking Game

    Here it is people, the Cprog drinking game! If you're underage, please use the most unhealthy soda pop you can find. Here are the rules:

    1) When a post meets any of the criteria below, take 1 drink.
    2) When a newbie doesn't read the rules, take 1 drink.
    3) When quzah flames a stupid person, take 2 drinks.
    4) When a stupid person gets insulted by the flame and tries to flame back, take 1 drink.

    Goal: The first person to connect the dots and get bingo while pinning a tail on the donkey wins.

    (Note on the goal: There really is no goal, if you actually win then you're very very drunk).

    Selected Topics:
    Code:
    - Anything involving clearing the screen.
    - A post with void main or fflush ( stdin ) in the code.
    -   Repeatedly.
    -   In multiple posts.
    -   Despite being corrected.
    - Any question that could be answered by spending 5 seconds on google.
    - An overly elaborate explanation meant to flaunt useless knowledge of trivia.
    - Any post that uses assembler in the example code.
    -   And it has a bug.
    - Any post on God or religion.
    - "How long have you been programming?" threads.
    - A post trying to compare C and C++.
    - An obvious newbie trying to look smart.
    -   Someone falls for it.
    - A post where the poster claims to be a noob, n00b, newbie, or the like to avoid being embarrassed.
    - A post that asks how to compare C-style strings.
    - A post where nobody knows what it means (vague, ambiguous or overly complex).
    - Inane or worthless one line replies to a programming question.
    - A question asking how to create a dynamic two dimensional array.
    - An obviously incorrect answer to a question.
    - An incorrect correction to an obviously incorrect answer to a question.
    - A mod closes a thread.
    - A mod deletes a thread.
    - A mod gets ........ed and flames somebody.
    - A new member tries to get someone to do their homework.
    -   By pretending to be a teacher.
    -   By pretending to hold a contest.
    -   By blatantly asking. (Take an extra drink and toast to their stupidity)
    - A post containing annoying abbreviations (u == you, r == are, etc..) or leet speak used seriously.
    - A post using feof ( stream ) or stream.eof() as the loop condition.
    Feel free to come up with more and if they're good I'll add them to the list.
    Last edited by Prelude; 04-13-2004 at 09:36 AM.
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    I'm already drunk .

    Edit: add these:
    Someone pretends to know a language by using a translator and decimates the grammar.
    Silvercord acts like an a-hole.
    Prelude mystifies us with her never-ending pool of knowledge.
    Last edited by Lurker; 04-12-2004 at 06:05 PM.
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    3) When quzah flames a stupid person, take 2 drinks
    I don't think there is enough alchol in the world to cover that.

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    Add to:
    Asking how to get a random number when there is a thread with random number in the title one row down.

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    When Govt posts drunk (or anyone for that fact), take 2 drinks to catch up.
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    Let's talk about SAX

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    I need more programming friends, because this is the greatest game ever.

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    >>because this is the greatest game ever

    damn straight ::hiccup::
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    here's a better version:

    Code:
    -    a post is made
    .sect signature

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    is it just me or is pre;ude really hott right now.....

    Welp, ima mix some everclear and pepsi, brb.

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    RoD put the drink down and give it to someone that can actually handle a drink. Besides real men drink everclear stright

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    funny you should say that. We threw a bday paty for a coworker friday night, he, my boss, and myself were going shot for shot on everclear. I won.

    Everclear is my favorite drink, im mixing it because i have alot to do tonight i dont need to spend it on my floor.

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    being drunk is awesome. i hate everybody.

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    hahahahahahaha


    1092/10 great !

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    Add to that my pet peeve:

    Code:
    - post containing extremely poor grammar due to ignorance
    -   due to laziness (i.e. u r stoopid!!!!!!11)
    Oh, and of course:
    Code:
    - Anybody anywhere asks or says which Linux distribution is best.
    And I just saw this one:
    Code:
    - A thread is bumped
    And let's not forget:
    Code:
    - A newbie PMs or IMs you
    -   To ask you to do their homework
    Last edited by joshdick; 04-12-2004 at 10:47 PM.
    FAQ

    "The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs." -- Joseph Weizenbaum.

    "If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, you are not ready to code it." -- Richard Pattis.

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    A newbie ends a flame war with "gg"
    hehe

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