Cprogramming Drinking Game

Here it is people, the Cprog drinking game! If you're underage, please use the most unhealthy soda pop you can find. Here are the rules:

1) When a post meets any of the criteria below, take 1 drink.
2) When a newbie doesn't read the rules, take 1 drink.
3) When quzah flames a stupid person, take 2 drinks.
4) When a stupid person gets insulted by the flame and tries to flame back, take 1 drink.

Goal: The first person to connect the dots and get bingo while pinning a tail on the donkey wins.

(Note on the goal: There really is no goal, if you actually win then you're very very drunk).

Selected Topics:

Code:

- Anything involving clearing the screen.
- A post with void main or fflush ( stdin ) in the code.
-   Repeatedly.
-   In multiple posts.
-   Despite being corrected.
- Any question that could be answered by spending 5 seconds on google.
- An overly elaborate explanation meant to flaunt useless knowledge of trivia.
- Any post that uses assembler in the example code.
-   And it has a bug.
- Any post on God or religion.
- "How long have you been programming?" threads.
- A post trying to compare C and C++.
- An obvious newbie trying to look smart.
-   Someone falls for it.
- A post where the poster claims to be a noob, n00b, newbie, or the like to avoid being embarrassed.
- A post that asks how to compare C-style strings.
- A post where nobody knows what it means (vague, ambiguous or overly complex).
- Inane or worthless one line replies to a programming question.
- A question asking how to create a dynamic two dimensional array.
- An obviously incorrect answer to a question.
- An incorrect correction to an obviously incorrect answer to a question.
- A mod closes a thread.
- A mod deletes a thread.
- A mod gets ........ed and flames somebody.
- A new member tries to get someone to do their homework.
-   By pretending to be a teacher.
-   By pretending to hold a contest.
-   By blatantly asking. (Take an extra drink and toast to their stupidity)
- A post containing annoying abbreviations (u == you, r == are, etc..) or leet speak used seriously.
- A post using feof ( stream ) or stream.eof() as the loop condition.

Feel free to come up with more and if they're good I'll add them to the list.

I'm already drunk .

Edit: add these:

Someone pretends to know a language by using a translator and decimates the grammar.
Silvercord acts like an a-hole.
Prelude mystifies us with her never-ending pool of knowledge.

3) When quzah flames a stupid person, take 2 drinks

I don't think there is enough alchol in the world to cover that.

Add to:
Asking how to get a random number when there is a thread with random number in the title one row down.

Add:
When Govt posts drunk (or anyone for that fact), take 2 drinks to catch up.

I need more programming friends, because this is the greatest game ever.

>>because this is the greatest game ever

damn straight ::hiccup::

here's a better version:

Code:

-    a post is made

is it just me or is pre;ude really hott right now.....

Welp, ima mix some everclear and pepsi, brb.

RoD put the drink down and give it to someone that can actually handle a drink. Besides real men drink everclear stright

funny you should say that. We threw a bday paty for a coworker friday night, he, my boss, and myself were going shot for shot on everclear. I won.

Everclear is my favorite drink, im mixing it because i have alot to do tonight i dont need to spend it on my floor.

being drunk is awesome. i hate everybody.

hahahahahahaha


1092/10 great !

Add to that my pet peeve:

Code:

- post containing extremely poor grammar due to ignorance
-   due to laziness (i.e. u r stoopid!!!!!!11)

Oh, and of course:

Code:

- Anybody anywhere asks or says which Linux distribution is best.

And I just saw this one:

Code:

- A thread is bumped

And let's not forget:

Code:

- A newbie PMs or IMs you
-   To ask you to do their homework

A newbie ends a flame war with "gg"

hehe