On Women and Their Powers

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    On Women and Their Powers

    Does it seem like women have super powers? They must because it seems like they know what you're going to say before you even say it! They are also capable of producing a strange hypnotic effect in men. They even seem to have reasoning abilities beyond that of ordinary men: One day they can seem interested in you, and the very next day it'll be just the opposite.

    I for one am peeved that I do not have super powers. Instead, I have to rely on my mortal intellect to figure out what these goddesses have deened to be their will. Maybe in the not so distant future, one of us will have the resolve to code a program that can show us the true meaning of women.
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    yes...they do have super powers, but you cant tell anyone.

    Right now, here at the CIA, we are doing some top secret research to see how they harness these special powers and use them against men.

    Hopefully we should have some conclusive results in the next year or so, and might be able to fight back against their evil ways.
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    ........yeah......

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    girls have boobies

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    oh, I guess I wasn't clear. I like boobies. They make me happy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnregdRegd
    Does it seem like women have super powers? more blah blah blah blah,...........

    thanks for letting us know captain obvious

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    letter 1: It's really not hard to guess what a man is thinking about if you are around him and you are female (sex).

    number B: Being able to change your mind (emotionally or whatever) about someone over-night is not a super-power; it is a fallacy.

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    they dont have powers, they have offsetting defects.

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    >> they dont have powers, they have offsetting defects.

    this really depends on how you define "powers" as opposed to "strong points". Your idea is ultimately invalidated, though, because strengths and weaknesses are things that do not need to be balanced in the real world because they are human-created and ultimately relative. Their relative nature immediately ruins any chance you have of making a solid definition of what a "strength" is and what a "weakness" is. Without a concrete means of comparison, your statement is meaningless.

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    theres too many commas in that, ill just assume im wrong.

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    and a correct assumption that is.... too bad there were only 3 commas. There were actually more quotation marks in there than there were commas.

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    i failed engrish

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    it really is obvious

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    but he got an A in ebonics

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    hooked on phonics got me hooked on failing

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    thought you were gonna say hooked on crack

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