The plot thickens

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    The plot thickens

    A little while back i told you guys my ex is pregnant. No, its not mine.

    Anyway, apparently her man has a twin brother. Normally this would be no big deal, but apparently there was a "misunderstanding" around the time she got pregnant. Apparently the brother looks 100% identical to her bf and played a little switch on her.

    To be blunt, she slept with both of them and neither her nor her bf knew it.

    Now i feel bad, especially for the kid. Still kinda funny.

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    Wow, she sounds like a winner. Good thing you stuck around.

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    Yea me too. There was a small point when she tried to tell me it was mine. I pointed out to her that we havent been together for six months and that she is six weeks pregnant, do the math.

    I can see the three of them on Ricky Lake alrdy.

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    I wonder how a DNA test would work if they're identical twins, since they should have the same DNA, right?

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    i would THINK it would be near impossible to determine who fathered the baby between the two brothers. I mean genetically they are the same, one person.....

    its twisted is what it is

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    It just keeps getting better, you're right. I do feel bad for the kid, though. The other people are idiots.

    I can't believe that the brother looks so completely identical that she couldn't tell them apart (especially if she had the whole body to look at). Sounds like your slut ex is just using it as an excuse.

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    In a situation like that where it was not possible to determine which brother is the father, how would the courts determine which one of them was responsible for child support payments?

    I can see a lot of lawyers making a lot of money over this.
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    Hopefully she gives it up for adoption. There are plenty of people out there that are way more qualified to be parents than that stupid b*tch is.

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    I don't know her, so I won't judge her, but RoD, seriously guy, you need a marketing manager... You could sell commercial breaks in this threads. You need a distinctive startup song... and a better name !

    How about CProg Hills 90210 ? Nah, that probably had a more believable plot most of the time

    She did it with her BFs twin brother ? That's a story for a late night movie... maybe some ...uhm... "biological education" hotlines commercials in the breaks ?
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    lol @ nov

    No seriously, she slept with his brother. Is it so hard to believe? She cheated on me 5 times that i know of, im sure theres more. Like govt said, maybe its an excuse...

    As for adoption, she doesnt believe in it, heres hoping she changes her mind.

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    She doesn't believe in adoption? What the crap?

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    She always said people who give up their kids should never have had kids, and that she'd never do that to her own child....this outta be a sad story in the end, i really feel bad for the kid.

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    Wonder if they'll name him Cartman.....his moms a $$$$$ and he wont know his father.....

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    Cartman's father was his mom, duh. He doesn't know who his mom is.

    > She always said people who give up their kids should never have had kids,

    What, you mean like her?

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    Yea, i never said she was smart.

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