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    FAQ for advanced C coders.


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    Not really funny 2/10

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    meh...go back to void main() where ye come from

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    >Not really funny 2/10
    It's funny if you get the jokes.
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    I get the jokes but just don't find them funny

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    I got the jokes, I only read about 1/5 of it and got bored. Plus it really sucks that I have no mouse for this comp so I am over using the tab key and finding nice shortcuts the keyboard has...wish I knew more.

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    3.1: Why doesn't the code a[i] = i++; work?
    You didn't declare either i or a.
    I like that one

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    ^^^^ and that is supposed to be funny

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    I thought it was pretty funny.
    Code:
    if( numeric_limits< byte >::digits != bits_per_byte )
        error( "program requires bits_per_byte-bit bytes" );
    24bbs.cpp

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    I thought it was pretty funny.


    Humor is in the eye of the beholder.

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    it wasn' that bad... 5/10... I liked this one:
    19.26: How do you pronounce ``char''?
    Like the first word of ``char *''.
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    9.2: I've got this tricky processing I want to do at compile time and I can't figure out a way to get cpp to do it.
    Poor baby.
    that's a good one

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    my teacher pronounced "char" like ch-a-re, as in to burn.

    I say u prnounce it like character, without acter.

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    i pronounce it as you teacher...and all my profs do the same

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    I pronouce it like car. Don't know why, really don't care

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