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    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
    So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.


    Now, I'm 40 and just looking for a girl good looks. /*edited for content by moderator*/
    Sall

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    Just one more wrong move. -KEN-'s Avatar
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    heh, nice little rollercoaster of expectations

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    An honest man is hard to find.

    Good luck Sall, I wish you many.

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    Hi
    I am sorry if the tone of my "Joke" was such that it offended anyone, and it had to be edited.
    I read the boards all most daily and form the tone of some of the replies and questions I thought a little light relief occasionally would not go amiss.
    I did think about the content of the joke before I posted it, and to be honest I did not
    think, in to days world, that the word would be offensive, again my apologises.


    Sall

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    Just one more wrong move. -KEN-'s Avatar
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    notice that the mod who edited it didn't even get their point across clearly

    Oh well, I didn't think it was in bad taste.

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