Closure with a twist

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    Closure with a twist

    As many of you know i went through a bunch of non-sense with my ex g/f. She cheated on me once and i thought it could still work, and long story short she was going to do it again so i left her, and she has been with this guy ever since.

    So she decided to do something she thought was a good idea, and i think shes a moron, but none the less this is HILARIOUS from my point of view.

    She got pregnant hahahahahahahahah!!!!! Her life is OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER hahahahahahahahahahah!!!

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    That is a disturbingly satisfying twist. I suggest you not laugh too hard, though -- only because it's mean.
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    I'll say this once. I feel bad for the kid. But she wanted this so hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha on her and the end of her life LMAO

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    Umm you are sure it is not yours right.........?
    Such is life.

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    Honestly, that's nothing to laugh about, and I feel sorry for the guy. I hope he knew what was coming.

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    i bet you its RoD's....

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    Originally posted by axon
    i bet you its RoD's....
    shes not even showing yet and i havent been with her for 6 months, totally not mine.

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    stop kidding your self. step up to the plate and be a father,or its the jerry springer show for you!

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    Wow, that kind of is a twist. How long were you with her, mind I ask?
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    poor kid. I mean anyone that would go out with RoD and sleep with him must not be all there mentally.

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    how is that funny... ?
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    >>that kind of is a twist. How long were you with her, mind I ask?

    it was his longest relationship 3.75 days.

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    8.5 months.....not my longest, hahah shes going to lose her life, how is it NOT funny.

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    its not funny because yours and my taxes will have to support her....thats not funny.

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    she probably did this just to get my money......

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