Funy definitions

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    Talking Funy definitions

    1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
    2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
    6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
    7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
    12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
    14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
    15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

    Personaly I like Frisbeetarianism

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    1/10 for effort

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    lmao those were great


    10.4 / 2

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    >> 1/10 for effort
    Copy and pasting doesn't take much efort... I ran acros frisbeetarianism some time ago. I remembered the definition but not the word so I ran a google "soul stuck roof" and found all those along with it.

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