For a joke/story in english, heres what I decided to do. I haven't decided on the ending yet though.
I'm cutting it down when I write it here, but in sum:
A white guy and black guy are arguing about whether god is black or white. They go to mount sinai and yell "god are you black or white!". The white guy shouts "send me a sign if you're white!" Then all of the sudden there is this tremendous thunder. THe white guy is like, "hey he must be white!" THe black guy argues (in a stereotypical black ghetto voice) that the thunder was gods booming bass and that he must be black. Then they fall of mount sinai and go to heaven. THey decided they will finally find out when they see god.
Here are the possibilities for the endings. All of them consist of me pretending to be god as he comes out and his race is revealed.
Ending 1: THey keep arguing, in front of the pearly gates. Then they both hear something off in the distance...they're like "what is that?!" It gets louder and louder they say. Then I have my english teacher inthe back of the room play some mexican music i have prepared (ie the gates open) and out comes god and i say (being god) "HOLA MUCHACHOS!"
Ending 2: Same as above, except I play some rap music, pretending to be the stereotypical black rapper. I'm as white as they come, so this will be comical as I'm trying to rap. THen the punch line is that they both decided god must be white, as they will be expecting me to say god is black.
Ending 3: Same as above, except I play michael jackson music. Dance for a few seconds, then end it saying something to the effect of 'they couldn't decide who was right'
Ending 4: Same as ending 2, but use vanilla ice music. This might not be as effective, because the punch line isn't as good since vanilla ice really IS white. With ending 1, its funny because it seems like I'm actually trying to be black but fail.
Ending 5: Same as ending 1, except while they are waiting for god to come out, each of the daydreams for a second. I say the black guy starts daydreaming and then play some rap music, try to rap with it. THen the white guy daydreams, play some vanilla ice, dance for a few seconds. Then god comes out and says the 'hola muchachos!' with mexican music.
Which of the endings do you guys think would be the funniest. For some background info, I'm as white as people come, that's why this is going to be comical.
So which ending is the best? Can you think of any better endings?