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    things to think about... [from www.nuclearwastesite.com]

    Things to think about...
    by Adam Posted by Jordan


    If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become
    kitty litter?

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

    What do chickens think we taste like?

    What do people in China call their good plates?

    What do you call a male ladybug?

    What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a
    bald man?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you
    can't drink and drive?

    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

    Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes
    instead of parachutes?

    Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is
    prohibited?

    Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical
    situations?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
    If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why
    does it have locks on the door?

    Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

    If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights
    crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

    If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get
    baby oil?

    If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

    If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn
    your headlights on, what happens?

    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up
    ATM?

    Why is it that when you transport something by car it is
    called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's
    called cargo?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
    together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite
    of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
    terminal?
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    very funny!!!, I visited the site and it has some other great stuff.

    Good site!

    Oskilian

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    oh yes, this reminds me of something i read somewhere:

    "There is braile writing that is too big to be read by the blind because statues must have writing on them big enough to be read from at least six feet away, and no one has an arm six feet long."

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    >If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn
    your headlights on, what happens? <

    Well since the light from headlights dosn't travel at the speed of light , the effect would be pretty neat.
    To Err Is To Be Human. To Game Is Divine!"

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    note to self: add speed of light effect in next behold demo...

    so you'd have a trail of light behind you... nice... or maybe not since light wouldn't be able to travel through you're car... hmmm....
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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