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    Its not rocket science vasanth's Avatar
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    Good Joke

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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    6/10

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    haha... I'd give it at least 8/10
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    Clinton's clock is being used to produce the trade winds.

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    good one
    9/10

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    there once was a boy who ate fire, he died

    101/8.5

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    1/10 Heard it before...
    "Think not but that I know these things; or think
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    Of knowing what I ought."
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    W.J. Clintons clock was used as a helicopter.

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    I don't like you very much. Please post a lot less.
    Cheez
    *and then*
    No, I know you were joking. My point still stands.

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    7/10.
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    echo thantos and itld but pretty good anyways, 7/10

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    To all the paranoid republicans... WTF do you mention Clinton? Do you have some inferiority complex saying "Well, bush may be bad...but clinton is worse." No one even mentioned clinton besides you guys.

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    5|-|1+|-|34|) ober's Avatar
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    calm down... I'm sure it was all meant in jest.

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    Well mostly in jest

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    Well mostly in jest
    yeah, clinton's presidency was a joke, "look at me, I dont have the balls to go to war, so I use 'precision' attacks that jus happen to kill 100's of children."

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    Originally posted by EvBladeRunnervE
    yeah, clinton's presidency was a joke, "look at me, I dont have the balls to go to war, so I use 'precision' attacks that jus happen to kill 100's of children."
    umm... yeah, and Bush's attacks haven't killed any innocents either.

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