Thread: anybody eats that?!?!

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    anybody eats that?!?!

    Hi,

    great, a spray which enhances data transfer...
    http://www.j-walk.com/other/wifispray/
    Unbelievable, I just can't believe there are people whom they can sell this ...........



    Hint: scroll down to the bottom of page.

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    seems legit to me... since purchasing my bottle i've noticed a 76.4% speed improvement, the numbers dont lie....see:



    #define BS_1 4.53
    #define BS_2 hello

    int main( void )

    BS_1 += sqrt( BS_1 * BS_2);
    cos( BS_3 );

    return WIFI_SPRAY;
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    WiFi Speed Spray™ is safe and effective when used as directed. However, the product is known to the State of California to cause cancer; developmental toxicity; and/or male pattern baldness. For outdoor use only. Do not use near electrical appliances. WiFi Speed Spray™ should not be used in the presence of pregnant women, women who have been pregnant, or women who may some day become pregnant. Keep away from children and household pets (especially birds). Do not take internally. If a persistent cough or partial paralysis develops, consult a physician,

    Made in Malaysia, by Malaysians. Not intended for use by Malaysians.
    This is obviously a joke.

    Here is something I would love to see on a product:
    "Made in US, by americans. Not intended for use by americans."
    Hmmm... what could it be....
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    OK. The joke's over. Nothing left to see here.
    Naw, couldn't possibly be a fake

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    Originally posted by Thantos
    Naw, couldn't possibly be a fake
    Hint: scroll down to the bottom of page.

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    Hint: scroll down to the bottom of page.
    Where do you think I got the quote from?

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    Well...let me think...from the bottom of the page?? :°)

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    actually i do wonder if wifi signals travel better through certain mediums than others, and different air contents and thing. thatd be interesting to see.

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    This .......... really works!
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    I was going to buy some of that WiFi Spray until I found out it was a joke. I really wish people wouldn't get my hopes up for nothing like that.

    By the way, the complicated mathematical formulae make it look extra realistic; I'll remember to use those next time I want to create fraudulant advertising.
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    Hehehe... Quite amusing... I like the popup when you click the Order button: "Online ordering is not available. Just call the damn number, OK?" Good stuff.
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    the customer review:

    >> "Esto es muy malo. No trabaja. Me engañan!"

    is translated as

    >> This is very bad. Does not work. They deceive me!

    :P
    I came up with a cool phrase to put down here, but i forgot it...

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    Originally posted by the Wookie
    actually i do wonder if wifi signals travel better through certain mediums than others, and different air contents and thing. thatd be interesting to see.
    WiFi signals travel better through air than through most mediums, because the speed of electromagnetic waves varies depending on the medium it is travelling through.
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    dammit nobody picks up when you call

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    Originally posted by XSquared
    WiFi signals travel better through air than through most mediums, because the speed of electromagnetic waves varies depending on the medium it is travelling through.
    No speed difference... Just less stuff to bounce off of.
    The word rap as it applies to music is the result of a peculiar phonological rule which has stripped the word of its initial voiceless velar stop.

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