Originally posted by frenchfry164
I woman walks into a (I don't know how to spell it, basically a woman's doctor. Sounds like guy na tol a gist) office. The doctor says "Take your clothes off" so she does. Then he starts rubbing her breasts and says, "You know what I'm doing right?" and she says "checking for breast cancer." Then he starts rubbing her vagina and says "You know what I'm doing right?" and she says "Yeah, you're checking for yeast infection" and then he throws her on a table and starts having sex with her, and says "You know what I'm doing right?" and she says "Yeah, you're getting HIV, that's why I came in here!"
I know a similiar one.

A sekc girl walks in the church, sees the priest and says
'THAT FILTHY BASTARD!'
The priest says:
'Now now, child, hush my sheep. What hapenned?'
'This guy came over at my house, and suddenly took all my clothes off!'
'Like this?' ask the priest and he does it.
'Yes. And then he pinched in my breasts!'
'Like this?' asks the priest and he does it.
'Yeah. Then he put his pants off and started ****ing me.'
'Like this?' asks the priest and he does it.
'Yes.'
'Well that isn't so bad, no?'
'No, but he had AIDS!'
'THAT FILTHY BASTARD!'