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    Talking just inserted this into my code

    i just inserted the following comment into my Java project due tomorrow:
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    /*
     *      O the learned and the wicked, that are puffed up in the pride of their hearts,
     *      and all those who preach Java, and all those who practice the ways of Java,
     *      and pervert the right way of the Computer Scientist.  Wo, wo, wo be unto them,
     *      saith the Lord God Almighty, for they shall be thrust down to hell!
     *
     *      But behold, if the inhabitants of the earth shall repent of their wickedness and
     *      abominations, and return to the practice of C++, the Celestial Programming Practice (CPP), 
     *      they shall not be destroyed, saith the Lord of Hosts.      
     *
     */
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    It's woe, not wo.
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    i dont get it! i feel stupid! i wonder why,,, lol
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    Originally posted by Prelude
    It's woe, not wo.
    Fo' real, yo.

    If I were you, I'd be scared. Teachers have a special gift for humiliating students. They are much smarter than you and hold much more power. Be on guard.
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    preach it brother.
    I came up with a cool phrase to put down here, but i forgot it...

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    Just like I'm the only person in my state who happens to be a Yankees fan, I now think I am the only person in the world (or these forums at least) who actually LIKES Java .
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    That is either going to go one of 2 ways.

    1) Your teacher sees your point clearly and agrees, laughing it off and giving you a nice little smiley face on your code.

    2) Your teacher is a Java zealot, doesn't understand C++, and will dock you 5-10 points minimum for including "unnecessary comments".

    Let's hope it turns toward #1.

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    Originally posted by ober5861
    2) Your teacher is a Java zealot, doesn't understand C++, and will dock you 5-10 points minimum for including "unnecessary comments".
    Because we all know comments increase executable size and reduce the speed of a program.

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    Originally posted by Brian
    Because we all know comments increase executable size and reduce the speed of a program.
    hahah.

    I'm working on a project in my class - its boring, so I'm commenting every single line (300+ lines) . Everyone things I'm crazy.
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    Originally posted by Brian
    Because we all know comments increase executable size and reduce the speed of a program.
    I don't know if that was a shot at me, or at the stupid teachers of the world, but that's not what I meant.

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    Originally posted by ober5861
    I don't know if that was a shot at me, or at the stupid teachers of the world, but that's not what I meant.
    I believe it was at the teachers .
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