VISA - It's everywhere you want to be

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    VISA - It's everywhere you want to be

    Memory.....thirty six dollars. CPU to compliment the memory.........fifty seven dollars. big picture monitor to bring the graphics to life........one hundred and forty nine dollars. Fast internet connection speed.......just fifty four dollars. The keyboard that looks just like the one you spilled semen on years ago.......just ten dollars. Playing your favorite arcade game for free in the comfort of your own home on this powerful beast of a machine - or downloading porn - ........PRICELESS. Some things, money can't buy.
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    Stop advertising... Please?

    Besides, that's the mastercard ad.
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    May I add something to that?

    "Forgetting to zip up after downloading porn and answering the door to a group of Mormons - Priceless. Money can't buy intelligence".

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    A friend of mine is doing Mormon-missionary
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    Originally posted by [stealth]
    May I add something to that?

    "Forgetting to zip up after downloading porn and answering the door to a group of Mormons - Priceless. Money can't buy intelligence".

    This bit reminds me of a story I heard from a friend, which I reckon to be true because I know them, most of their friends but not this one, and that you couldn't make this up.

    My friend knows a Texan, he's a fairly big bloke and has longish black hair and a lot of tattoes, especially on his upper body.

    One hot day, he's lounging aroung his house in just trousers and boots, no shirt. It gets to around luch time and he slings a pizza in the oven. It cooks.

    When its ready, he goes to the oven and puts it on a surface and grabs a real big kitchen knife ready to cut it up. Just as he grabs the knife there's a knock at the door. He turns to go answer it when he notices his cat has crept in the kitchen after food, so with his free hand he picks up the cat.

    He then reaches the doors and struggles to open it, and lo and behold answers the door to Jehovah's Witnesses with an 8 inch knife in one hand and a cat in the other, half naked coverec in tattoes.

    Apparantly they didn't stay
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    Kill the cat?
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    gr 11 student in calgary and in the hamptons... hummmm wich high school do you attend? St franci? Churchill?

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    First of all, ?????????? *confused*

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    gr 11 student in calgary and in the hamptons... hummmm wich high school do you attend? St franci? Churchill?
    ...I dropped out. I did goto one however that taught proper grammar. This is the general dicussions form of the board under a post that was made clearly out of bordem for a joke. What does education have to do with perverse humor?
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    ABE!!!
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