I love search engines :D

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    I love search engines :D

    check this out: http://www.satirewire.com/features/s...nterview.shtml

    it's an interview with a search engine... that turned out some funny results
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    very entertaining.

    I liked that very much
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    I enjoyed it. It's kind of like the crazy responses one can illicit from an AIM bot.
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    LOL! That's great

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    How to create a search engine?

    According to Stroustrup's site, Google is made with C++.


    I need to learn C++.
    [SIZE= 4]My favorite search engine is http://www.ultimasurf.com [/size]

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    Originally posted by javacvb
    According to Stroustrup's site, Google is made with C++.
    are you trying to get a date or something? we already told you he's not here, so stop sucking up... jeez...

    yeah, i got that off slashdot
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    some of it is... satirewire makes fun of things that really happened...
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    I wish that site was still updated

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    Originally posted by Thantos
    found this gem on that site:
    http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
    I think I posted that here before . I used to love satirewire.

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    Two great stories - thanks for sharing .
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