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Superman vs. Yoda

This is a discussion on Superman vs. Yoda within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; Man, most of your arguments are nuts. 1) Superman is invulnerable. Only weaknesses are Kryptonite and Magic. The Force is ...

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    Man, most of your arguments are nuts.

    1) Superman is invulnerable. Only weaknesses are Kryptonite and Magic. The Force is not magic.

    2) Fergit the movies -- go to the comics. Superman has been all around the universe and the ONLY place he has never had powers is in the Bottled City of Kandor, a city saved from Krypton.

    3) During the fight, Yoda would realize he cannot hurt Superman, he's invulnerable. And Superman would realize that he can't get to Yoda because he can't get thru the Force, Yoda would be able to dodge as fast as Superman could throw anything at him -- even his eye rays.

    4) And finally, they are both on the side of good -- they would have no reason to fight.

    So it would be a draw.

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    >Superman is invulnerable.

    NO he is NOT. He is very mortal. His body is just incredibly strengthened in Earth's environment.

    Yoda could easily use the force to keep Superman at bay.
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    While I have a lot of respect for the little green fighting machine, he really has no chance of defeating superman. Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded which Superman is not. So as long as Superman stays away from the light saber (which may not even cut him if he does get hit!) all Yoda has is a force punch or using the force to throw things at him, neither of which would hurt him very much.

    And besides, if Superman wanted to cheat a little, he'd just drop a few nukes on him. Yoda is certainly capable of being defeated, otherwise he wouldn't have had to hide out on his swamp planet for so many years.

    Oh, and this might not be true in all Superman universes, but I've read that he gets his super power from the yellow light of the sun, so he is weakened on planets with very thick atmospheres.

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    you forgot about the lightning that yoda can shove up his arse

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    Bah, that would be mearly an itch to superman. Besides, as far as i can tell, thats only a dark side power which Yoda does not possess.

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    Yoda possess the ability to use the lightning, but due to the fact that is it desructive doesn't use it. Think back to the battle between him and Count Daku (spelling?)

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    I've only seen the movie once and it was awhile ago, but I don't remember anything happening in the movie that gave an indication Yoda could do the lightning.

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    When is this thread gonna close.

    superman obviously duhhh.

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    It's yoda's telekinetic abilities that will make superman's heart stop beating, or his blood vessels burst, or his mind cells flushed blank so that the guy will never know what he was capable of doing, or simply make superman think that he's living in world of surrounded w/ green kryptonite...

    After all the brain only deciphers what the senses feel into something understandable, and this is where yoda's powers will overcome superman's thinking process and instead of turning those signals into what he thinks he knows, he'll be processing those input the wrong, and consequently, fatal ways...

    And superman almost fell to his own personal demons (in superman 2 I guess) so there will be other times when his mind's kinda working slow...

    hehe...
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    Neither would win. Yoda would not fight superman and superman would not fight Yoda. This is because they are both good.

    Dumbasses.

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    Originally posted by PJYelton
    Bah, that would be mearly an itch to superman. Besides, as far as i can tell, thats only a dark side power which Yoda does not possess.
    no, it's just concentrated force... as long as you can have complete mastery of the force you can use it...
    Originally posted by Thantos
    Yoda possess the ability to use the lightning, but due to the fact that is it desructive doesn't use it. Think back to the battle between him and Count Daku (spelling?)
    that's only because both of them were about equal in their knowledge/use of the force...
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    Just saying the light side has the ability to use the lightning but chooses not to.

    Yoda would not fight superman and superman would not fight Yoda. This is because they are both good.
    Ever hear of sparring? Besides superman isn't good. Look how much damage he does to the city.

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    <<<Since the 1930's Superman has set the tone for massively overpowered superhero's. Does anyone even know his complete catalog of powers? We're pretty sure at one time or another he's had every one listed in the Marvel Superheroes Ultimate Power Guide (TM). Seriously, how much kryptonite is there in the world? Apparently enough to give him a challenge for over half a century of cartoon and comic book appearances. Invulnerable, planet-crushing strength and faster than light with a few dozen odd powers thrown in, Superman is the one American Superhero every villain hates to have crash their party.>>>>



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    That's right Fountain, Yoda would teleport himself into the top half of Superman's body, killing him in the process and stealing his powers. Little thief...

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