View Poll Results: Who would win in Superman vs. Yoda on Earth (Yoda and superman have a light sabres)?

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Superman vs. Yoda

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    > The movies are boring and stupid,

    No way - the first movie rocked.

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    Yoda will win! Lightsabers use kryptonite and thats why they are green.

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    Originally posted by confuted
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    Side tracking for an instant I agree the latter Batman movies could have been better, the first one was pretty good thanks to Tim Burton, but if you get the chance to read the graphic novel 'Dark Knight' by Frank Miller you get to really see Batman as he should be, NOT a superhero, a vigilante. As for superman vs Yoda I'm backing the short guy (shortarses are more dangerous)
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    Well, w/ such terrible mind power yoda could make superman lose his mind...
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    Originally posted by FloatingPoint
    Well, w/ such terrible mind power yoda could make superman lose his mind...
    HA!

    You are all mad!

    Superman moves so fast, no mind jobby would ever work on him. Stuff the laser eyes move, Superman could rush Yoda before he had time to move.

    Remember the movies? Superman moves like at ummm ( I guess) light speed.

    He could nip in, rob the light sabre, have a smoke and polish Yodas head before Yoda even knew he was there! Twaddle to you.
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    Originally posted by Thantos
    Yoda could use the force to look into the future and dodge the beams before superman used them.
    Like since when?

    Kinda sounds made up to me!

    Besides, if he is losing Superman just needs to whizz around the planet a few times and go back in time, then put dud batteries in Yodas light sabre and hey presto!

    Or...go back in time and make sure Yoda was never born....I think this battle is over. Yoda is a girl in comparison (no offence to girls)
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    yoda is around 300 years old...
    lightsabers don't use batteries... or electricity for that matter...
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    Like since when?

    Kinda sounds made up to me!
    I dunno they half dozen times through the movie when he closed his eyes and peered into the future.

    Also remember when Qui-Gon Jinn explained how Anakin was so good at the pod races? He basically said that he can use the force to peer into the new future and react. He also said that it was a jedi trick, so I'm sure yoda would be more then capable of doing it also.

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    First of all, Thantos is completely correct.

    >Remember the movies? Superman moves like at ummm ( I guess) light speed.

    Obviously you:

    A. no nothing of superman
    B. did not read my earlier post

    Supermans powers depend COMPLETELY and FULLY on the environment he is in. If you remember the 1st Superman movie (i think it was the 1st one...it might have been the 2nd movie), it explains that the environment on Earth ENHANCED Superman's powers, and that is why he is so powerful on Earth. He has completely different power levels on different planets (I don't think the cartoon holds true to that fact...but the movies clearly state it).

    And Yoda IS able to see into the future. It is done several times throughout all the Star Wars movies.
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    And how do you know the planet they are fighting on wont enable superman to be like he is on earth. See now? Duh?

    And...the difficult task of seeing into the future would be useless.
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    Originally posted by Fountain
    And how do you know the planet they are fighting on wont enable superman to be like he is on earth. See now? Duh?

    And...the difficult task of seeing into the future would be useless.
    it's not difficult for a jedi master... its like a 6th sense...

    how many other green planets do you know of? tatooine isn't even green...
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    Leeman clearly stated that the fight takes place on Earth:
    on EARTH not planet krypton.
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    yoda would kick supermans ass.


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