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    Talking Q & A :)

    Q: Why do real Java programmers wear glasses?
    A: Because they don't C#.

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    Q: Why do programmers mix up Halloween with Christmass?
    A: Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

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    Re: Q & A :)

    Originally posted by Carlos
    Q: Why do programmers mix up Halloween with Christmass?
    A: Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
    the first time i heard that, it took me at least a week to figure it out... wasn't thinking about the months...
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    Carlos, none of your stuff so far has been fresh, yet I give this 6/10

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    Originally posted by axon
    Carlos, none of your stuff so far has been fresh, yet I give this 6/10
    Well, speaking of jokes, I prefer older ones

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    Originally posted by axon
    Carlos, none of your stuff so far has been fresh, yet I give this 6/10
    Don't be a dick.

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    This is NOT programming related...

    Q: What do tornadoes and cheerleaders have in common?
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