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    Talking I'm a genius!!!

    Ok did u guys know you can make an egg and cheese bagle in a minute and a half?? For real. Spray a bowl with cooking spray right, get it good so eggs dont stick. So now crack two eggs in that baby and whip em up with a fork.

    Then stick em in the microwave for 30 seconds. Then stick a beagle in the toaster. When the microwave beeps stir up the egg and another 30 seconds. Then flip it and another 30. By now the bagle is done, slap some cheese on it, slide the egg pattie on it, and viola.

    That $$$$ is $$$$ing great guys omg i am like god or something.

    No beagles were hurt in this production - RoD
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    it is better if you cover the eggs but allow a small hole for some steam to ecape. I've been nuking eggs for a while now.

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    Wouldn't it be easier to fit a bagel in the toaster than a beagle?
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    hmmm i hadnt thought of using saran wrap....

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    OR OR OR

    I could go to Einstein Bagels and get a free sandwhich like so that probably tastes far better for free. It's called a homestyle sandwhich (bagel, cheese, egg, sausage (aka wholesome goodness according to me) ), and since my friend(s) work there I can get it for free. Hurray for me or at least a yay for me.

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    Originally posted by XSquared
    Wouldn't it be easier to fit a bagel in the toaster than a beagle?
    ROFLMFAO!!!
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    Originally posted by TechWins
    OR OR OR

    I could go to Einstein Bagels and get a free sandwhich like so that probably tastes far better for free. It's called a homestyle sandwhich (bagel, cheese, egg, sausage (aka wholesome goodness according to me) ), and since my friend(s) work there I can get it for free. Hurray for me or at least a yay for me.
    Acutally, with the homestyle, you have the option for sausage or bacon. I get that a lot with bacon!
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    I like bacon-a lot.

    Just soo tasty.
    Such is life.

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    Have you tried to put the chesse and the egg on the bagle and stick that in the toaster? It could improve compile speed by a few seconds.
    [code]

    your code here....

    [/code]

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    Or you could swing through McDonalds, give them a dollar, and get a vastly superior breakfast burrito.

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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
    Or you could swing through McDonalds, give them a dollar, and get a vastly superior breakfast burrito.
    U have to figure in gas money.

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    Originally posted by RoD
    U have to figure in gas money.
    Nah, there're several on the way to work. It's probably 5 cents worth of gas to get off the highway and go there.

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    o your lucky than. I have one NEXT to my work but its after breakfast when i go in, and plus im always running late : (

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    Or you could swing through McDonalds, give them a dollar, and get a vastly superior breakfast burrito.
    Vastly superior to what? To eatting raw sewage? McDonalds is EVIL

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    Originally posted by Thantos
    Vastly superior to what? To eatting raw sewage? McDonalds is EVIL
    Normally I'd agree, but they've got good breakfasteseses.

    edit: and probably vastly superior to anything RoD cooks.

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