I want to make games and stuff, but I'm really terrible at typing and programming, and have absolutely no knowledge of any programming whatsoever. I read a few programming tutorials, and it all blew my mind. It's like they're written in Greek or something. What should I do? What would be a fun, easy, and interesting programming language to start out with?
I actually want to make games for a living, but I'm far from being able to do that.