Really Dumb Pet Tricks Pt. 1

**Bieh** · 07-31-2003

Originally posted by XSquared
Funny cats -> http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=funnycats.wmv

Damn you XSquared, I was about to post that

OK, here's another one
http://bieh.tripod.com/rusty.mpeg (~1.3mb, open link in new window)

Not quite as funny as the other one, but it's still pretty good

**Ben_Robotics** · 07-31-2003

>> OK, here's another one
http://bieh.tripod.com/rusty.mpeg (~1.3mb, open link in new window) <<

already posted my friend! i dont have any pets but i might get a dog in the future. any tips on what type/costs and other important to remember while keeping a dog! tnx

**XSquared** · 07-31-2003

>>already posted my friend!

Where?

**JaWiB** · 07-31-2003

Be prepared! Whatever you do don't slack off in training or else you will have a not-housebroken, outdoor dog that no one likes but feels obligated to feed...Get a shock collar that allows you to give your dog a warning or a shock when necessary (I'm not kidding, they work great)

**Bieh** · 08-01-2003

...and another

http://bieh.tripod.com/walkingdog.mpg

**novacain** · 08-01-2003

Or teach your monkey VB

http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/pressroom.asp#higher

**Carlos** · 08-01-2003

Originally posted by novacain
Or teach your monkey VB

http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/pressroom.asp#higher

I am frustrated

**drdroid** · 08-01-2003

Its sad really, those monkeys make me feel inferior.

**Carlos** · 08-01-2003

Originally posted by drdroid
Its sad really, those monkeys make me feel inferior.

On the other hand, there's still a hope: I bet monkeys won't understand inheritance, they just play around with the mouse.

Here's a proof of how dummy they are (monkey code follows)

Code:

...
mov ax, bx
mov bx, 0
cmp ax, 0
jz @exit
...

I'd optimize this code this way:

Code:

...
mov ax, bx
xor bx, bx
or ax, ax
jz @exit

See, I'm superior to monkeys!! :P

q.e.d.

[very-very happy smiley]

**sean** · 08-01-2003

But chimpanzees have testicles 4 times the size of a human one

**Fountain** · 08-01-2003

Shock collar? If you think training with a shock collar is good, you have NO freaking idea whatsoever how to train a damn dog!

Rant rant. Poor misguided shock collar users. Jesus. Train with kindness if you want a genuine trained dog.

Besides, this is my boy. He is 4 now (a bit grey)..This Ridgeback wouldve ripped your spine off if you kept shocking him. As he is, he is totally obedient and I have total faith in him. Enjoy.

**JaWiB** · 08-01-2003

Trust me a shock collar works well to tell the dog what hes doing is wrong without it realizing you are punishing him. We rarely use the shock anyways since it has a warning "beep" that usually works fine

**Fountain** · 08-01-2003

Trust you? Nah.

I have had a fair share of dogs, all trained highly with kindness.

Trust me on this one then-I would never truly trust a dog that was trained another way. Quite simply they never forget.

My boy sticks his tongue out at you for suggesting such harshness.

**Brian** · 08-01-2003

Originally posted by Fountain
Trust you? Nah.

I have had a fair share of dogs, all trained highly with kindness.

Trust me on this one then-I would never truly trust a dog that was trained another way. Quite simply they never forget.

My boy sticks his tongue out at you for suggesting such harshness.

fountain, that image looks strangely 3d. it is almost scary.