Me too. More than once.Quote:
Originally posted by Fordy
>>Fordy, I seem to remember you having a story about drinking cigarettes...
Had an unpleasant incedent with a can that was used as an ashtray once.....damn I'd forgot that........didnt really want to remember either
Also I have :
Fallen out of a car (passenger) trying to use cash machine (ATM to everybody else) without getting out of the car.
Fallen down 3 flights of stairs in a club.
Somehow made it from Blackpool (heh) to Preston (20 miles) with no vehicle or funds of any kind. Weird thing is I got home in good time! And no, my ass didnt hurt in the morning :D
Fell 'UP' a kerbstone and chipped my ankle bone.
Sat on a toilet and have it disintagrate from under me! Even though I was ........ed, to this day I wonder 'what the hell happened there!'
Got ........ed on a mountain top (Skiddaw-Lake District) got halfway down and snapped my ankle in a tumble.
Fell through a plate glass shop window.
Ummm been with 'questionable looking' women. This one makes my head hurt bad.
Been attacked by a big dog whilst running from Cops. My fault for drunkedly thinking 'oooh Ill hide over this wall' Some stag night that was.
I danced once or twice too whilst ........ed :eek:
Lots more, but I am a good boy now.