How can I initiate my growth of beard more quickly?

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    How can I initiate my growth of beard more quickly?

    I am 15 years old and have currently got quite alot of facial hair for my age I think, especially on the overlip and on the sides. I still want more though, which I am also sure of is to come, but I am wondering what methods there are to get there more quickly.

    If you know ways, like how frequently I should shave, and what I should shave with to get there as fast as possible, please let me know.

    I realise this might sound a little odd, but I can assure you of that this is a totally serious request, just to let you know.

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    I can't help you with that
    But if you want tough skin on your palms, urinate or them. Hey, maybe that will work for facial hair too. Try urinating on your face.

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    Just wait a few more years. By then, you should probably be able to grow facial hair easily. If you want to get more facial hair now though, you should probably stop shaving altogether. Granted, you'll look like a beast, but that's what you want, right?

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    Shaving is a myth. It doesn't make hair grow faster. If that was true by the time a woman was 40 she would have a afro on her legs if she didn't shave them every 10 min.
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    facial hair is a pain in the $$$$ing ass. just be grateful you have a shortage.

    sheesh, I thought I was tryna grow up too fast...

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    Yeah, Brian's right. I thought it was kinda cool when mine started growing. Now I have to shave every day, and there is quite a bit of stuble by the end of the day.

    Anyway, shave it occasionally. The newer stuff that grows will be darker than the old stuff, so it'll show up better.
    Away.

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    People stopped listening to me long ago

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    Originally posted by ZakkWylde969
    Shaving is a myth. It doesn't make hair grow faster. If that was true by the time a woman was 40 she would have a afro on her legs if she didn't shave them every 10 min.
    Quoted for truth.

    And give it a few years. Or try Eibro's suggestion.

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    I urinate on my face at LEAST 3 times a day. Really, you should try it.

    Or, you know, wait until you're not 15...

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    What? You pee on your face? I'm scawed mommy! help me wun fwum da scawy man!

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    Shaving sucks. I wish I never had to shave, it's nothing but a hassle.

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    But that only makes your palms hairy. He wants his face to be hairy... unless... have you had some ribs taken out?
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    Wouldn't it be cool if humans had an exoskeleton? Even better if it were removable, then you could slide out of it and pretend you were a worm.

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    >>Zewu

    Do you still want more facial hair?!
    As you can see it's only trouble...
    none...

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    .......... faicial hair; I'm 17, and I'm still lookin for some d*mn pubic hair!

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