How can I initiate my growth of beard more quickly?

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07-19-2003
Zewu

How can I initiate my growth of beard more quickly?

I am 15 years old and have currently got quite alot of facial hair for my age I think, especially on the overlip and on the sides. I still want more though, which I am also sure of is to come, but I am wondering what methods there are to get there more quickly.

If you know ways, like how frequently I should shave, and what I should shave with to get there as fast as possible, please let me know.

I realise this might sound a little odd, but I can assure you of that this is a totally serious request, just to let you know.
07-19-2003
Eibro

I can't help you with that
But if you want tough skin on your palms, urinate or them. Hey, maybe that will work for facial hair too. Try urinating on your face.
07-19-2003
Unregd

Just wait a few more years. By then, you should probably be able to grow facial hair easily. If you want to get more facial hair now though, you should probably stop shaving altogether. Granted, you'll look like a beast, but that's what you want, right?
07-19-2003
ZakkWylde969

Shaving is a myth. It doesn't make hair grow faster. If that was true by the time a woman was 40 she would have a afro on her legs if she didn't shave them every 10 min.
07-19-2003
Brian

facial hair is a pain in the $$$$ing ass. just be grateful you have a shortage.

sheesh, I thought I was tryna grow up too fast...
07-19-2003
confuted

Yeah, Brian's right. I thought it was kinda cool when mine started growing. Now I have to shave every day, and there is quite a bit of stuble by the end of the day.

Anyway, shave it occasionally. The newer stuff that grows will be darker than the old stuff, so it'll show up better.
07-19-2003
Eibro

People stopped listening to me long ago :o
07-19-2003
Govtcheez

Quote:

Originally posted by ZakkWylde969
Shaving is a myth. It doesn't make hair grow faster. If that was true by the time a woman was 40 she would have a afro on her legs if she didn't shave them every 10 min.

Quoted for truth.

And give it a few years. Or try Eibro's suggestion.
07-19-2003
-KEN-

I urinate on my face at LEAST 3 times a day. Really, you should try it.

Or, you know, wait until you're not 15...:rolleyes:
07-19-2003
gcn_zelda

What? You pee on your face? I'm scawed mommy! help me wun fwum da scawy man!
07-19-2003
SourceCode

Shaving sucks. I wish I never had to shave, it's nothing but a hassle.
07-19-2003
XSquared

But that only makes your palms hairy. He wants his face to be hairy... unless... have you had some ribs taken out?
07-19-2003
Eibro

Wouldn't it be cool if humans had an exoskeleton? Even better if it were removable, then you could slide out of it and pretend you were a worm.
07-20-2003
ammar

>>Zewu

Do you still want more facial hair?!
As you can see it's only trouble...
07-20-2003
TechWins

.......... faicial hair; I'm 17, and I'm still lookin for some d*mn pubic hair!
07-20-2003
confuted

>>.......... faicial hair; I'm 17, and I'm still lookin for some d*mn pubic hair!
If that's true, it's hilarious. Hahahaha
07-20-2003
TechWins

Nah, it's not true, but I wish it were true, b/c the lesser amount of hair the better.
07-20-2003
vasanth

hmmm.... how abt gettin hair implanted...
07-20-2003
lightatdawn

>>Nah, it's not true, but I wish it were true, b/c the lesser amount of hair the better.

Truer words have never been spoken. Well.... in this thread at least. You dont want it. Be happy for the short time that you dont have to worry about it. And don't be one of those idiots that tries to grow one before they can and just sprout all this whispy nest. It looks like you have leprosy and are going through kemo or something. Patchy beards dont make you look older. They just make you look like a kid trying to look older.

I shave every damn day (at least, the ones i get up in time... so rarely) and I'm all scratchy again by the end of work. On the up side, I'm one of those lucky individuals who has no chest or back hair. I couldnt be happier about that. I get hot enough in the summer as it is without having to wear a permanent rug. My beard grows in a perfect goatee if I let it too. Guess I'm pretty happy with my hair situation. :cool:

*points at everyone else* [nelson voice] Haha [/nelson voice] ;)
07-20-2003
-KEN-

[email protected] quote was in reference to pubic hair...

::beings laughing uncontrollably::
07-20-2003
lightatdawn

>>[email protected] quote was in reference to pubic hair...

I know. :D Its still true. I'd rather not have a single hair on my body except my head... oh, and eyebrows. And I guess ears and nose, cuz I like hearing and not breathing chunks of the earth. I think theres miniscule hairs in your mouth somewhere for something too, but I dont remember what for... Anyhow; the point was, hair is for chimps, cats, and the fat lady down the street (cuz thats just funny).

>>::beings laughing uncontrollably::

*begins laughing uncontrollably too*

*stops suddenly* *stares at KEN menacingly* You want a piece of me? Huh? Lets take it outside.

... Okay, so I've been up since 5 am on my only day off (dont ask). I'm feeling a little odd (hence my sudden flood of the GD with responses to whimsical posts like this one). And my girlfriends at work so I'm all lonely. Will you be my friend?

Am I scaring you yet?
07-20-2003
-KEN-

Oh please. You don't know what scaring me would entail.

Sure, I'll take a piece of you.......oh, you mean......oh...how embarrasing.

//edit: Didn't you used to have stuff about skate boarding on your website? Or am I confusing it with sunlight's? Stupid lightlovers...
07-20-2003
correlcj

Quote:

Originally posted by Eibro
I can't help you with that
But if you want tough skin on your palms, urinate or them. Hey, maybe that will work for facial hair too. Try urinating on your face.

LMFAO!
07-20-2003
RoD

>>.......... faicial hair; I'm 17, and I'm still lookin for some d*mn pubic hair!

I shave all mine off, if you would like ill save it for like a month and UPS it too you, free shaving cream included...

High Quality RoD Pubes - 5.99+SH
07-20-2003
Fountain

You shave them all off? Regularly?

Novelty works only once or twice when you get older-women soon wish you had it back! And nothing itches more.

Oh, unless you are a 'adult' video star that is :)
07-20-2003
RoD

Ya reguarly. My g/f (as well as a few other girls we hang out with and talk to) like it much better. I think its more comfortable, the first time it itches but after that its much better. Just dont shave then stop then shave then stop stuff gets thick.
07-20-2003
sean

Looking for pubic hair? I found some the other day. All I had to do was look down my pants.
07-20-2003
ygfperson

Quote:

Shaving is a myth. It doesn't make hair grow faster.

Also quoted for truth.

You can't encourage hair growth of any kind (except with rogaine or other hair growth medicines, which I know nothing about how effective they are.) Don't try to encourage it, either. You'll just end up looking stupid. If you want to shave, shave. If you want to grow out your hair, let it grow out. Dye it blond. Or whatever. But if your hair isn't naturally growing, it probably won't start doing so until your body's ready.
07-20-2003
TechWins

Quote:

[email protected] quote was in reference to pubic hair.

Eh, it was more in reference to any unneccessary hair like pubic hair, facial hair, chest hair, stomach hair, etc... I'm actually lucky when it comes to facial hair, b/c I still have my smooth face for the most part. Yay for me. My legs are way too hairy, but there's no way I'm going to shave them. Although, I do trim (not shave) my pubic hair, stomach hair, chest hair, and arm pit hair every couple of weeks. It feels so much better having less hair, and I think it looks better too.

RoD, as tempting as that offer is I'm sorry to say I'm going to have decline it. Maybe another time...like during the winter.

Oh, yes, I'm glad I dont have any back hair either. Yay for me again!
07-20-2003
Xei

Another LAME thread. I think this domain has got to the point where a board called "Stupid $$$$ that nobody should read" might actually be appropriate. This General Discussions board has turned into such a piece of ...........
07-20-2003
confuted

Quote:

Originally posted by Xei
Another LAME thread. I think this domain has got to the point where a board called "Stupid $$$$ that nobody should read" might actually be appropriate. This General Discussions board has turned into such a piece of ...........

Agreed.
07-20-2003
Silvercord

I don't shave.

but then again I don't shower, brush my teeth, change my clothes, eat, scratch, or wipe myself either.

xei, if you have something to say come right out with it
07-20-2003
XSquared

I think he did.
07-20-2003
Silvercord

no no no you obviously don't know what you're talking about
07-21-2003
Eibro

After much thought, i've come up with two other options for you. You can remove hair from somewhere else (I recommend your eyebrows) and tape it to your face (I recommend scotch tape)

The other one involved injecting shoe polish into your blood stream, but I doubt that would work.

Quote:

Another LAME thread. I think this domain has got to the point where a board called "Stupid $$$$ that nobody should read" might actually be appropriate. This General Discussions board has turned into such a piece of ...........

Xei, i've got just the thing for you.
07-21-2003
Govtcheez

Quote:

Originally posted by Xei
Another LAME thread. I think this domain has got to the point where a board called "Stupid $$$$ that nobody should read" might actually be appropriate. This General Discussions board has turned into such a piece of ...........

Thanks for your opinion, asshat. No one forced you to click on this thread, and it was pretty obvious what it was about before you did.
07-21-2003
VirtualAce

Quote:

Thanks for your opinion, asshat. No one forced you to click on this thread, and it was pretty obvious what it was about before you did.

Agreed.

This thread is not lame compared to the simple stupid "How do I output text in C?" threads that inundate this board and waste space. That's lame, especially when the answer is all over this board and in the FAQ.

Facial hair sucks. I'd love to go back to the peach fuzz days.

:D
07-21-2003
whistlenm1

Do not be in a rush to grow up! For what ever reason you wont to look older remember these are truly your best years make the most of them. I was where you were at and trust me there are days I wish I could go back. In the end, experience what it truly means to be 15 and be like some 27 year olds who wish they could rewrite it all.

Sorry for being authoritive
but being there done that
07-21-2003
Scourfish

Use Dymoxynal. And under the insurance claim, put to "keep brain from freezing"

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