Of Cheating Men and Cheating Women

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    Of Cheating Men
    The wife of a company executive decides to suprise her husband by visiting him during his office hours.When she enters his cabin,she finds his secretary taking notes, on his lap.When the guy looks at her,in a very composed manner,he starts"...hence gentlemen,budget cuts or no budget cuts,I can't continue to work like this with just one chair in my office."

    Of cheating women
    The wife is lying on her death-bed,while her husband is seated beside her,carresing her palm.She looks at him and painfully says,"Oh John,you have been such a nice husband.But I'm afraid I've not been so good to you.Your boss,Richard,I've slept with him."John displays sadness and shows a sorrowful smile."Don't worry sweetheart,I know all about it." "You do?",she asks in disbelief."Yup.Why and who do you think poisoned you?"
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    LMAO

    Not bad

    7/10
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    2 old

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    a bit old.

    A for effort - 4/10
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    3/10

    very very old...
    none...

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    Damn!All jokes that I post are old for u all!
    OK,how about this,
    Q)U r in a lift with a lawyer and a tiger.U've got a gun with 2 bullets.What do u do?
    A)Shoot the lawyer,and then shoot him again to make sure he's dead. HAHAHAHA

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    6/10 because I laughed at the "HAHAHAHA"

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    People like old old wine. So , why not old jokes?
    F for effort.
    No. Wait. Don't hang up!

    This is America calling!

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    OK,so I guess by the time I get jokes in my inbox,u guys have already laughed the hell out out it.
    So after a long search,I found something that I hope none of u have read.
    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,

    The best golfer is a black guy,

    The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,

    The Swiss hold the America's Cup,

    France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,

    Germany doesn't want to go to war,

    And the three most powerful men in America
    are named... 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
    Need I say more?
    Last edited by bookworm; 07-14-2003 at 04:57 AM.

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    >I came up with something that I hope none of u have read.

    That was Jeff Ross's act while he was guest hosting on Jimmy
    Kimmel a few months ago.
    Staying away from General.

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    Originally posted by rick barclay
    People like old old wine. So , why not old jokes?
    F for effort.
    Wine gets better with time, and jokes don't.
    none...

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    >>"Need I say more?"<<

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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    Originally posted by ammar
    Wine gets better with time, and jokes don't.
    Too much time, and it turns to vinegar.

    Anyways, bookworm, I liked the jokes. Don't let all the people who think they're too cool to laugh put you off.

    Guys, if you don't like it, just don't post. Jesus, I can't believe how often people just pull that crap to feel superior. "omg i new that joke when u weere still in teh womb!" No one cares. He went out of his way to share something he enjoyed with you. There's no reason to crap on him because you feel better.

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    >>"Guys, if you don't like it, just don't post."<<
    HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

    ok, ok, just kidding!

    yeah bookworm, Govtcheez is right! tnx for the jokes!

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    Originally posted by Govtcheez


    Guys, if you don't like it, just don't post. Jesus, I can't believe how often people just pull that crap to feel superior. "omg i new that joke when u weere still in teh womb!" No one cares. He went out of his way to share something he enjoyed with you. There's no reason to crap on him because you feel better.
    Crah! That's such a rip-off of a Roseanne bit. At least come with
    something original, cheez.
    Staying away from General.

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